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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 10-01-2008, 11:44 PM
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So I'm Watching "Sex With Mom & Dad" on mtv ....

So I'm not really watching the tv but the talk of condoms catches my ear and what the hell! Why in the hell is there a show about talking about sex with high school teens. The Father and daughter went shopping for condoms and he is showing her how to put it on....

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Awkward!
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post #2 of 21 (permalink) Old 10-01-2008, 11:45 PM
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MTV? Wow.
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I was watching my show "The Island" and never turned the channel.

MTV has a show for EVERYTHING!
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I thought MTV was "Music TeleVision"

Guess it hasn't changed since 1997.
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thats fucking wierd.

ahh.. i remember my sex talk with my parents.. quite awkward...

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thats fucking wierd.

ahh.. i remember my sex talk with my parents.. quite awkward...
Was that like last week? This chick is like 4 years older than you Petey.
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Was that like last week? This chick is like 4 years older than you Petey.
ok i just switched to the channel, lets see what all the hype is about..

edit: just saw the max payne commercial, that movie looks SICK

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I love to hear different individuals opinions on how to address sex with their children.

I, myself have QUITE some time until I have to worry about that. (Yet the age seems to be getting YOUNGER AND YOUNGER for sex) I have NOOOOO idea what I'm going to say.

One thing's for sure, I won't be on tv when it happens!!
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I love to hear different individuals opinions on how to address sex with their children.

I, myself have QUITE some time until I have to worry about that. (Yet the age seems to be getting YOUNGER AND YOUNGER for sex) I have NOOOOO idea what I'm going to say.

One thing's for sure, I won't be on tv when it happens!!
Your public schools might address it in the 4th/5th grade, just FYI...

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WOW this show is fucking wierd!

"my dad had an STD" wtf?!

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Your public schools might address it in the 4th/5th grade, just FYI...
Could be earlier than that, Obama voted that IN.
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Your public schools might address it in the 4th/5th grade, just FYI...


WOW! I remember 5th Grade SexEd.....

THat's ok, my oldest is only 2 so I'm good for now.....
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Grade school girls are giving blowjobs because they don't think that is sex.
The old " I didn't think I could get pregnant it was my first time" myth is still alive & well. As is "I might have an STD? How did that happen? " True quotes from my work.

TKwolf9-It's never too early to teach your child self esteem so they don't look for approval through sex later on.
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Grade school girls are giving blowjobs because they don't think that is sex.
The old " I didn't think I could get pregnant it was my first time" myth is still alive & well. As is "I might have an STD? How did that happen? " True quotes from my work.

TKwolf9-It's never too early to teach your child self esteem so they don't look for approval through sex later on.
And self respect to prevent victimizing others. Goes for both sexes.
last time i checked a blowjob wasnt sex

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last time i checked a blowjob wasnt sex

I'll check back with you when you have a 5th grader.


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I'll check back with you when you have a 5th grader.
what you meant is it is sexual

i have a brother in 4th grade

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MTV is the root of all issues in America.

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