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post #1 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:07 AM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:08 AM
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post #3 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:09 AM
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"When Eugene opened this thread he was fired shortly after because there was no NSFW in the title"

WTF is that shit? where did you find that?
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post #4 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:10 AM Thread Starter
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FIXED.. my bad..

I got it from my cousin in an e-mail.. hahahahah I had to share.

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post #5 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:11 AM
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WOW NSFW tag for 3 of these

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .

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post #8 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:13 AM Thread Starter
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Hmm i didnt see anything care to post it again
You can't see it? Try refreshing your browser.

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post #9 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:14 AM
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post #10 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:14 AM
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LOL i know that still doesnt show

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #11 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:15 AM
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Daddy I saw these in the kids section at toy r us but in the sparkly bag

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #12 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:16 AM
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post #13 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:17 AM Thread Starter
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Yea this would be a cool costume for Halloween

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post #14 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:20 AM
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thats fucked up.



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post #15 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:21 AM
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Yea this would be a cool costume for Halloween
Umm not if some dude approached me wearing a pick outfit with a dick and balls hanging out like that. That would be grounds for kick ass first and ask questions later

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #16 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:28 AM
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Umm not if some dude approached me wearing a pick outfit with a dick and balls hanging out like that. That would be grounds for Lick ass first and ask questions later



im precious.



but I do agree that it is mucked up of a photo, just too farking weird.




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Well if your gonna teach them about the birds and the bees might as well wearing all pink in the woods

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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thats fucked up.
That was my first thought exactly :

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