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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 06:32 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 06:36 PM
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I told you Jesus talks to me and you.

Willard: When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.
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I love the fact that under the name Jesus, it says "God's son"

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post #8 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 09:18 PM
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Step 1, cut a hole in the box.
Step 2, put your savior in the box.
your going to hell

<-- Chris

turn the bars left and go right; that just isn't right
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Complete with Kung Fu grip
i can't stop thinking of this


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post #13 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:10 PM Thread Starter
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I know a woman that is so religious that her girls are not allowed to play with Barbie as she is a bad role model. I wonder if the Jesus doll will be ok.

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post #14 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:14 PM
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look its jesus............................................. ............and his good buddy peter
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post #15 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:28 PM
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post #16 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:37 PM
Bop your way home...
 
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I have that....

along with the last supper playset. I'm on the waiting list for the crucifix playset, it sells out everytime they get them in.

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post #17 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-07-2008, 11:42 PM
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I have that....

along with the last supper playset. I'm on the waiting list for the crucifix playset, it sells out everytime they get them in.
Store gets nailed with a rush of customers each time, eh?

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post #20 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-08-2008, 01:30 PM
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I love the fact that under the name Jesus, it says "God's son"
That's to reduce confusion. Otherwise people will think it's a baseball player from Puerto Rico.

Dante: [to Randal] You never go ass-to-mouth!
Randal: [to Dante] Would you grow up!
Becky: [to Dante] OK, I'm only telling you this because we're friends, but sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass-to-mouth.
Randal: [chuckling] Ha! I knew it.
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post #22 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-08-2008, 01:49 PM
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another toy for those who have good imagination and play make-believe

*fictitious man-made book of jesus stories sold separately
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post #26 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-09-2008, 10:31 PM
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ken better watch his shit

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post #27 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-09-2008, 10:33 PM
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oh right the caption, uhhhhhhhh

"WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD
Small Parts. Not for children under 3 years... or Jews"

Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Denis Diderot
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post #28 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-09-2008, 10:36 PM
Gettin closer to the edge
 
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look its jesus............................................. ............and his good buddy peter


ahhh ahhhh ahhhhh


































I dont care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus, he's my friend;

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can you accessorize with a cross and crown of thorns?

Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Denis Diderot
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Come on! This is so bogus!





















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