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..... not to fall in love with strippers??? - No Cook, she is not from Australia - She is Half Mex & Half PR and we all know how I loves me the latinas!!!!!

"She's like a tractor-beam of hotness"

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..... not to fall in love with strippers??? - No Cook, she is not from Australia - She is Half Mex & Half PR and we all know how I loves me the latinas!!!!!

"She's like a tractor-beam of hotness"
Half Mex Half PR???? Oh man i would be toast as well!!!

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you do realize they work for tips right?






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Pics?

I bet if you met Cassidy over at Admiral you'd forget all about this ho.

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post #8 of 42 (permalink) Old 10-08-2008, 04:25 PM Thread Starter
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you do realize they work for tips right?
My boys just laugh at me - I still contest that a stripper is one of the coolest and most down chick aka ride or die broads you will ever find - Know what they do and how they do it, have no feeling towards other then the wedding tackle and yee should be all good - Not gonna fall this time and go Golden Retriever Pics either......

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"She's like a tractor-beam of hotness"
Hot, sure, but probably completely out of her mind. Not to mention the stripper part, oh the damage.

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Pics?

I bet if you met Cassidy over at Admiral you'd forget all about this ho.
Fuck the Admiral - You ever been able to take a pic in a strip club before dude? - Hell, I use to only save these types for vegas and such but I went last week and DAMN!

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Hot, sure, but probably completely out of her mind. Not to mention the stripper part, oh the damage.
Dude, I am HUGE when it comes to the Daddy Issues - The more fucked up they are, the better I look - Fuck the Librarian, gimme a strip - I know I will end up dead from some dude waiting outside my building - "You E? - Why? - Rat-ah-tat-tat" - Then I am off to that great strip joint in the sky

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aka ride or die broads

You got that from a CNN article about that killer in GA.

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oh wait I totally know the girl you mean, and let me tell ya for $50 she does things with her tougue you wouldn't believe!!!!!




fyi, dont kiss her on the lips. I know where that mouth has been.







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You got that from a CNN article about that killer in GA.
Nah - It is a Rap Song - Ride or Die chicks - Plus, I saw an Eddie Griffin special the other night and he went on and on about it

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Stay away from Latinas... stay very, very far away. Take this from someone with experience.
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oh wait I totally know the girl you mean, and let me tell ya for $50 she does things with her tougue you wouldn't believe!!!!!




fyi, dont kiss her on the lips. I know where that mouth has been.







\zing
Dude - Club Etiquette 101 - Listereen Strips - Never Lip Kisses but back of the neck heavy breathing - Go in smelling of last nights hoe as they can smell that and LOVE IT and always always use a fake name at first - "You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine" - I have made a life's work out of this dude - She was calling me Rollo for the first 30 mins- Ya ever met a white guy named Rollo?

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Please I know the rules, I was just making sure you remembered to follow them. I always tell them my name is Ed. Ed Shuman.

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Stay away from Latinas... stay very, very far away. Take this from someone with experience.
Ahh young gun - I appreciate your willingness to help - All games are played in the filed you set - Write that down!

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I always tell them my name is Ed. Ed Shuman.
Ya have about a 80/20 ratio of face slap or blowjob and a fuck using that name

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Ya have about a 80/20 ratio of face slap or blowjob and a fuck using that name
Usually they then try to hook me up with their brothers or their roommate's brothers, but then i explain I'm a different Ed Shuman and that I'm super straight.

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Usually they then try to hook me up with their brothers or their roommate's brothers, but then i explain I'm a different Ed Shuman and that I'm super straight.
Ohh, that ES - Yeah, I have met him before one night at Berlin - We spent the next 6 months in a cabin in Vermont knitting each other sweaters - I wonder what he is up to these days?

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i was out with this chick one night, she tells me right off the bat how she has issues with her dad and how he spent time in prison when she was a kid, etc..

i outloud said.. "YES!" thankfully i dont think she knew what i meant.

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I thought that was part of a strippers job. they make guys fall in love with them so they keep coming back and spend more money. aka...clientell(sp?)


this one waitress at the slipper would not shut up about goin to school, has 6 jobs, and 4 kids. jeebus stay away from her section.

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jeebus stay away from her section.
her c-section....

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Dude - Club Etiquette 101 - Listereen Strips - Never Lip Kisses but back of the neck heavy breathing - Go in smelling of last nights hoe as they can smell that and LOVE IT and always always use a fake name at first - "You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine" - I have made a life's work out of this dude - She was calling me Rollo for the first 30 mins- Ya ever met a white guy named Rollo?
Never heard that listereen strips before...not gonna try it...

But damn that name thing is funny bro, next time I meet Destiny, Adrianna, or Tiffany, I'm gonna use Rollo. If it works, I'll buy my table a bottle
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I'm gonna use Rollo.
We are going to have to coordinate strip schedules as I don't want to hear some strip say, "REALLY, that guy over there is named Rollo too, WOW"

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