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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 10-08-2008, 06:31 PM Thread Starter
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So you're awesome at Halo 3, COD 4, and other FPS...

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After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to "have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Oh, cruel fate!

Well, at least now you have an excuse, both for your lousy performance in the sack and your awesome performance on Xbox Live. The only problem is that now you can expect a whole new barrage of insults coming over your headset every time you take down an opponent.

So what's this mean for you in the long run, my prematurely ejaculating, headshotting friend? Maybe a drug that'll let you last longer without buying those condoms with numbing juice in the tip. However, if you had the option of taking a pill that would make you a stallion in the sack but make you suck at video games, would you do it? Talk about your tough decisions.
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post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 10-08-2008, 06:56 PM
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Does this include GoW?

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Wasn't Pete The Greek pro at Halo 3 ? hahahahahahaha

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Well this explains why I suck at all these games.
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Wasn't Pete The Greek pro at Halo 3 ? hahahahahahaha
ptg wasnt good he just played a lot of games.

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this explains everything.

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Does this include GoW?

Nevermind now I know what FPS means Dammit


Do I kick your ass in GoW yet?

if not, send an invite and get pwned.

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not tonight but it will be soon since I think it will be a good battle for I never lose....TBC

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good thing i suck.
Now you know to go after gamers, your jaw won't get sore.
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not tonight but it will be soon since I think it will be a good battle for I never lose....TBC
please for the love of god let this be true!






see if you can get a team of three or four.

that way you are used to the team you play with.
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good thing i suck.
+1!

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and this is why I can't play FPS
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Wasn't Pete The Greek pro at Halo 3 ? hahahahahahaha
rep! i was thinking the same thing. Hows that level 50 pete?

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Def not true, I am awesome at Halo and COD 4 and I still rock out with my cock out in the sack.
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Def not true, I am awesome at Halo and COD 4 and I still rock out with my cock out in the sack.
That would be the Kielbasa Power... The ladies can't get enough.

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HAHAHAHA you guys are premature ejaculators

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yeah ok greg weren't you just telling me on tuesday that you are awesome at COD4 and counterstrike.
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yeah ok greg weren't you just telling me on tuesday that you are awesome at COD4 and counterstrike.
FAWK i'm a premature ejaculator!!!

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I don't give a chit as long as I get mines!!

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lol that's the spirit
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