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this is how i retaliate when i am dragged out shopping with the wife!

after 3 days of almost no sleep, i look and feel like shit. getting home around 4 today then she cry's she hasn't seen me in days and she wants to go shopping. so i said fine but once she went into crappy ass target to shop clearance crap i freaked out and went bonkers having tired spell and started doing stupid shit in the underwear dept.

glad to say i am now home and i am gonna take a bath and go to fucken sleep!



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post #2 of 36 (permalink) Old 10-12-2008, 09:55 PM Thread Starter
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dude i swear i was trying to get us thrown out, but security never even came over



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You should have asked if they had your size in some leggings. Sales personnel get the strangest look on their faces when you ask for shit like that... not that I would know.
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I think I'm glad the pics won't show up on my BB. I can only imagine what you did. Hahaha. Next time just get one of those handicapped carts and ram it into everything you can. That's fun!

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You're lucky Target security didn't roll up!
Where ya gonna go when they come after you with this thing!?!?!?!



Yes, that thing looks so fun to ride I want a job at Target working security just to drive it once.. I bet it's a blast chasing shoplifters around the store at high speed on [email protected]!

I got yelled at for taking a picture of it in the store but I didn't delete it...

That thing is classic.

(btw.. this was at the one down on Roosevelt, don't know if they are in all of the other ones or not.. Don't ever recall seeing one before)
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i've never seen that thing before. who the F cares if you take a picture of it? tell the rent-a-cop to take a hike.

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Odysseys, you are a smart smart man, too bad your plan didn't work.




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I think I'm glad the pics won't show up on my BB. I can only imagine what you did. Hahaha. Next time just get one of those handicapped carts and ram it into everything you can. That's fun!
I swear lori ask my wife about it. The 1st thing I said walking into target I am gonna use one of those thing!!!!!

Hahaha but then thought that's not right and leave it people who really need it.



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yeah I know. After I was cracking so hard I got her laughing and then she took those 2 last shots. LOL



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I swear lori ask my wife about it. The 1st thing I said walking into target I am gonna use one of those thing!!!!!

Hahaha but then thought that's not right and leave it people who really need it.
That's not the lark thing for disabled people
That was for security (look at the side of it.. and it had a siren and lights !!! )

and as far as taking pictures.. Some sales associate "you are not allowed to take pictures in the store yadda yadda yadda bullshit... I said ok... then took the picture.. She asked what I was doing and I told her I was checking my email.. She knew I was lying (loud iphone shutter noise) but I popped up email.. I dont think either of us wanted any real conflict (wife was with me on her first trip out of the house since baby.. if I ended up in the security room... rentacops would errr.. be the least of my worries...)
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Ken have you ever seen someone riding one of those that actually need it?? I have only seen them used by people who are too fat to walk. They should be banned from those things since they actually need to walk!

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Ken have you ever seen someone riding one of those that actually need it?? I have only seen them used by people who are too fat to walk. They should be banned from those things since they actually need to walk!
I gotta agree. Lol



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I bet I can wheelie it!

security there must be pussies...they could open a KFC with the chicken strips on the rear tires.
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You're lucky Target security didn't roll up!
Where ya gonna go when they come after you with this thing!?!?!?!



Yes, that thing looks so fun to ride I want a job at Target working security just to drive it once.. I bet it's a blast chasing shoplifters around the store at high speed on [email protected]!

I got yelled at for taking a picture of it in the store but I didn't delete it...

That thing is classic.

(btw.. this was at the one down on Roosevelt, don't know if they are in all of the other ones or not.. Don't ever recall seeing one before)

Should have offered the target employee $5 to let you ride it.

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I think the reason they don't want you taking pictures might be copyright issues.
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I think the reason they don't want you taking pictures might be copyright issues.
No it's because I can either be a thief or a terrorist planning an attack on my latest terror Target.

You think they copywrited the "gay ass trike?"
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