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And this is why I shave my head

Hah take that all you pony tailed unix admins.. Ewww... Anonymous spooge hair.. Naaaaaaaaaaaaasty

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Please pay attention to what you and your daughters, grand daughters, sisters, nieces, etc. are using in their hair. If in doubt. Throw them out and buy new products ! Pay a little more to save a loved one's health/life.

Be cautious of hair bands at open markets around the city too – they are probably from China since they are purchased in bulk ve ry very cheap !!!!
Take a good look before buying hair bands in future – specially like the following kind..









These Hair bands were made from used condoms and threads. That was so disgusting, I would not want to use them!!

BEIJING (AFP) - Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China threatening to spread sexually-transmittable diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday

In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said...

'These cheap and colorful rubber bands and hair ties sell well ....... threatening the health of local people,' it said.
Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said.

'People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or ot her diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns,' the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying. A bag of ten of the recycled bands sells for j ust 25 s en (three cents), much cheaper than others on the market, accounting for their popularity, the paper said.

A government official was quoted as saying recycling condoms was illegal. China 's manufacturing industry has been repeatedly tarnished this year by a string of scandals involving shoddy or dangerous goods made for both domestic and foreign markets.

In response, it launched a public relations blitz this summer aimed at playing up efforts to strengthen monitoring systems.
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Check your kids hair bands and make sure they do not put them in their mouth while trying to plait or ti e their hair
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post #2 of 21 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 03:35 PM
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Well they say we should recycle as much as possible to save mother earth.

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That has got to be fake. Who the hell would want to process a used condom to be used as a hair band???
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That has got to be fake. Who the hell would want to process a used condom to be used as a hair band???
The Chinese...
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The Chinese...
"Fucking the American consumers.. One way or the other!"

Wait a minute... aren't we the dumbfucks buying this shit up by the container load?
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wtf. who the hell COLLECTS THE USED CONDOMS!


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wtf. who the hell COLLECTS THE USED CONDOMS!


(ding dong)

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This from the other email my mother sent me this morning./..

Man.. wtf is up with nasty ass emails from my mom today???
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OK, the used part was never confirmed. Defective unused was. Whew...

What I want to know is why you are surfing the net looking at hair bands? Hmmm?

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OK, the used part was never confirmed. Defective unused was. Whew...

What I want to know is why you are surfing the net looking at hair bands? Hmmm?
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People could be infected with AIDS...if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths...quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong
Dong? Bullshit! Unless you get a hair band that just got made from a freshly used condom, what the fuck ever...

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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Dong? Bullshit! Unless you get a hair band that just got made from a freshly used condom, what the fuck ever...
agreed... unless it had some juices trapped.. in which case.. i dont know.. how long it lives if its trapped in a rubber cocoon???

That said... How would you feel about chewing on one or your 5 year old daughter playing with it knowing it just came off of Dongs errr.. Dong

btw.. I didnt write that.. I quoted it..

I dont see it so much as a health issue as a *puke* issue
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I see your point - still funny as shit. How does your girlfriend/wife explain a raging case of genital herpes on her lips that she didn't get from you? Not form blowing some guy at the bar - from her hair band!

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
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how do you recycle condoms? you tell the prostitute to bring it home and put it in her blue bin outside on garbage day?
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how do you recycle condoms? you tell the prostitute to bring it home and put it in her blue bin outside on garbage day?

ya right, haha.

like, is there a drop box for used condoms that get shipped to china that we dont know about?

good thing i dont use that kind of hair tie!
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agreed... unless it had some juices trapped.. in which case.. i dont know.. how long it lives if its trapped in a rubber cocoon???
AIDS, dead almost as soon as it leaves the body. Hepatitis, lives much, much longer.

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AIDS, dead almost as soon as it leaves the body. Hepatitis, lives much, much longer.
when exposed to air without it's protective bodily fluid storage solution
But when kept in blood or other fluids it keeps longer....
Just ask Ryan White
Otherwise they wouldn't bother screening for it at bloodbanks

Agreed on hep

Also. Regardless. Ewwwww

Btw along that same thought process
I don't think any humans have gotten mad cow from eating cooked meat from an infected animal yet they have destroyed and torched 100's of thousands of cows over it.
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