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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 07:12 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 07:23 PM
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My friend The Story of this Website:
So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it's sad, but it's true. The whole story, however, is far more interesting than just the lack of sex.

When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years I haven't really been able to bring myself to start dating again as the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.

So this site is my attempt to get to 5 million hits in 30 days. The site started on Oct 1st, 2008, so I have 18 days left to make the bet, and so far, the total number of visitors is: 1006503

Thanks for your help - please tell a friend about this site and help me finally get laid. Together we can make this happen!

ATTENTION! Refreshing this page in your browser, or using scripts to visit this site in an automated manner won't help me. Such visits won't be counted. I could cheat by increasing the counter to any value, but that's not the point. Just spread the word. Thanks!
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post #3 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 07:27 PM
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Poor guy, the only sadder story I've heard was my buddy Candyass. He actually married the girl, and was still a virgin while she cheated on him.

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post #4 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 07:32 PM
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where the hell is that site from , .pl ?? i'm not sure i want to click on it
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post #5 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 07:34 PM
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shes not that hot.

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pl is poland

I clicked it... obviously, no ill effects yet
but theres no need to clock it as i posed the site up already

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post #8 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 08:11 PM
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Wouldn't it be easier to go to Vegas?I do apluade you on your morrals,
that kind of shit happens to us all ,no worries you'll find the right showgirl
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post #9 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 08:16 PM
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The dude looks like Trkyleg.
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post #10 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 08:30 PM
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The dude looks like Trkyleg.
he says you on the express way and this is how you thank him

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He knows I am just fucking with him. But he does look just like him.
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why does the guys page have an ad on it.... this is bs fuck that asshole, we need to get this guy laid


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post #13 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 08:37 PM
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I know a sleez that loves porkchops, but you shaved them off.
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I know a sleez that loves porkchops, but you shaved them off.
son of a bitch... thats right i did.

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post #15 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 08:45 PM
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The dude looks like Trkyleg.

blow me





....scary kinda does

but i have been laid before...twice

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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but i have been laid before...twice
We all know, you send out a Myspace blog when it happens.
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i sent him +2 Kudos

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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post #19 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-13-2008, 09:12 PM
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we could turn her into a chinese fingertrap

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burntash needs an aol account. a lot of married women need lovin too.
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Bro say you'll add pics of her nekked and you'll have 5 mil by tomorrow morning.
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She looks like a 10 year old by with makeup,,,,bleh!
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She looks like a 10 year old by with makeup,,,,bleh!
when i saw your name next to a thread with my name in it i thought to myself "oh this outta be good"

and im impressed.

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when i saw your name next to a thread with my name in it i thought to myself "oh this outta be good"

and im impressed.
Impressing you, Jeffrey, is my mission in this life
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post #26 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-14-2008, 02:34 AM
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why does the guys page have an ad on it.... this is bs fuck that asshole, we need to get this guy laid

You don't get no action? Maybe it's the shirt?
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post #29 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-14-2008, 09:07 AM Thread Starter
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She looks like a 10 year old by with makeup,,,,bleh!
was kinda thinking the same thing when i first looked at her picture.

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post #30 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-14-2008, 09:40 AM
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why does the guys page have an ad on it.... this is bs fuck that asshole, we need to get this guy laid

hmmmmm





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