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almost beat the crap outta someone this mornin

so there i am, i pull out of my house and this douche bag comes flying right on my ass...speed limit is 35 and im doing over 40...then i gotta pull down another street to get to work and he is right there on my ass again...speed limit drops to 30 down here...im doing 40...still on my ass...

he's driving a green honda crv with a bears sticker on his hood...im drivin the xbox...its a 2 lane road where kids get picked up for school with a DOUBLE yellow line...whats this ass hat do....trys to pass me...what do i do....swerve right at his ass and he slams on the brakes and gets back in line behind me...

so he goes to do it again, an i speed up right with him...locking him out...we gotta be speeding pretty well right now and a blind corner comes up...i let off the gas and hit the brakes cause im not gonna cause a head on crash...we get up to the lilght...i get out and get ready to drag him out...he locks the doors and stares straight ahead...gotta be about 30'ish or so...im yelling at him...then he finally turns and actually starts giving me attitude back...so i do an open hand slap to his drivers window daring him to step out...and he goes into the "im calling the cops" bit...i look at him and i go ..."GOOD...call them...and im gonna press charges against your ass for speed ing and passing in a double yellow no passing area..."...long story short, nothing happened but i doubt ill get a call from the cops cause he did get my plate, but not without getting himself into trouble...

...i had a guy in a black e series mercedes behind me clapping and laughting and giving me the thumbs up...its a heavily traveled road with houses in the area and kids always around...yea i was dumb to speed up with him...but this guy has no idea how close he came to getting knocked the fuck out...peoples driving lately has really pissed me off and i think its about time i start carrying my little knife with me so i can just get out and slash a tire to make them learn a lesson...and its small...less then 2 inches on the blade, but sharp as hell...

sorry...rant offer...

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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Because that was the adult thing to do.

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I'd probably be hard pressed not to do a similar thing but in the end it's not worth the time and energy you put into it.

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Ask yourself this question, Mike. In the end, who's the one that is stressed out and who's the one laughing about some guy that went ape shit during his morning commute?

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or if the guy pulled out a knife or gun.....
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Why do you care? Are you the police? Let the guy do what he wants.

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What was the point in stopping him from passing you? Seems like everything could have been avoided if you just kept going your normal speed and let him by.


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Why do you care? Are you the police? Let the guy do what he wants.
That fucker is endangering people's lives. Its like saying why do you care if people drive drunk, if people run red lights.


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or if the guy pulled out a knife or gun.....
This is what I would be worried about. People have gotten shot over this kind of stuff before. No matter how big you are, a bullet can still kill you.

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call the cops tell em theres a guy swerving and driving erratically adn you think he might be drunk, provide car description adn license plate. they do respond to this stuff

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Mike, two words for you:


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Chill some my brotha. We aren't super heroes and can't save the world (save the cheerleader and save the world). I get pissed about the same shit as well....maybe we need to start a CLSB Fight Club. LOL

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Chill some my brotha. We aren't super heroes and can't save the world (save the cheerleader and save the world). I get pissed about the same shit as well....maybe we need to start a CLSB Fight Club. LOL
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you need to puff on some sticky...

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The guy was probably running late for work.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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....maybe we need to start a CLSB Fight Club. LOL
with cattle prods

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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That fucker is endangering people's lives.
who's more dangerous?

the speeder, or the douchebag trying to play vigilante traffic cop?
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peoples driving lately has really pissed me off and i think its about time i start carrying my little knife with me so i can just get out and slash a tire to make them learn a lesson...and its small...less then 2 inches on the blade, but sharp as hell...

sorry...rant offer...
Slashing tires is so childish. I preffer to carry vise grips. Yank out 2 valve stems. Its really easy to do dosen't cost the retard as much money to get fixed also. That is how we used to collect money when friend used to drag race years ago. Just make sure to yank more then one. Its kinda funny when some ass shat has to try and find a tire shop at 3am too get his valve stems installed.
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Slashing tires is so childish. I preffer to carry vise grips. Yank out 2 valve stems. Its really easy to do dosen't cost the retard as much money to get fixed also. That is how we used to collect money when friend used to drag race years ago. Just make sure to yank more then one. Its kinda funny when some ass shat has to try and find a tire shop at 3am too get his valve stems installed.
Valve core tools are cheaper and easier to use...

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hey, I know I'm no angel, and yes me locking him out was dumb and approching his car was even dumber. Bit my work day starts when I get here regardless of what time. So I wasn't runnin late at all. I'm up for a fight club. I need to atart going back to either the boxing club or get back to my dojo and get some agresion out. LOL

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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Getting out of your car is a bad idea.
This guy was a douche, leave it at that unless you have something to prove.

I'm sorry your moning commute was a stressful one.

You're lucky that's all it was...........stressful (Biggy could have jumped outta that car, then you'd really be in a world of hurt )


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Someones size doesn't always mean shit.

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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Hey, guys, you are talking about 'Thee Official Azzhole of CLSB.'



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