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Man arrested in Joliet

AP 10-17-2008

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Joiliet IL, A Plainnfield man was found wearing nothing but a kilt and big yellow rain boots on a farmers field having sexual intercourse with a sheep. Appearantly he had the legs of the sheep in his big yellow rain boots so it could not run away. he is being charge, with multiple counts of trespassing, lude behavior and we are still thinking of some charges for the kilt.

when asked about the kilt, Ken ********* made a whisper gesture and stated "it's so they dont hear the zipper"




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post #2 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-17-2008, 11:23 AM
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hahaha.
I "wonder" who this man was...

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Legs in teh boots? I'll have to try that next time..

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fuck you whop sauce, why didnt you post this in my Friday Fun thread.

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location names were changed to protect the guilty. DUUUUuuuuh
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you guys like that shit?

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Nice misuse of the comma Ken. Pun intended old man?

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Nice misuse of the comma Ken. Pun intended old man?
go interview a cock.



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go interview a cock.
HAHHAHHAAHAHHA WAT!?!?!

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that was so weak!



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that was so weak!
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Hey you said interview a cock. You didn't say do a good job of interviewing a cock.
i heard you were a master at cock gobbling, so i figured you would be a natural



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Even without pain meds, thats some funny shit
what you do? fall from the shitter again trying to shove a finger up ass?



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Ken was just trying to pull some wool LOL!!!!!

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