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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-27-2008, 09:29 AM Thread Starter
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Hey Vcook

I'm heading to the east coast for work today. Any tips on how I could survive the plane ride if one of the passengers turns into a zombie?

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-27-2008, 09:33 AM
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This is tricky since a crowbar will never make it through the TSA screening. Your number one goal should be to limit the spread!! One zombie will be bad enough, but mutiple zombies on a plane (cue the Samuel L. Jackson quote here) would be disasterous. Bring several garbage bags, double them up so you have like 5 layers of the super duty bags. If a zombie pops up, quickly bag the head and bash it's brains in through the bag with your laptop. Sure you'll destroy the laptop but you'll prevent infected blood spray. Congradulate yourself by boning the thankful stewardessess, the hot ones not the fatties or dudes.

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Thanks Vcook, I feel a lot safer and better prepared now.

BWA, headed to Raleigh, NC for some meetings. I'll be there until Thursday. I can't wait to drink some ice cold expense account ones.
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Damn, that's almost 400 miles away from me... Was hoping you'd hook me up with those ice cold ones
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Vcook, when you hit a zombie with your laptop, do you take the laptop out of your purse first, or wallop on them old lady style, swinging for the fences?
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Vcook, when you hit a zombie with your laptop, do you take the laptop out of your purse first, or wallop on them old lady style, swinging for the fences?
Your laptop should already be out of its bag as you're surely working on your Zombie survival checklist and google-ing crobars.

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another mentionable is to pull down those air masks and jut rip it off, this will aid in avoiding zombie blood from entering your mouth while you do your war cry!
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Ricks primary weapon when fighting zombies is a fork.
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It's gonna be a long flight







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Ricks primary weapon when fighting zombies is a fork.


whatever situation arises my best tool is a fork, zombies, prison, cheesecake, pasta, the borg.


you name it, ive forked it...














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