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post #1 of 45 (permalink) Old 10-30-2008, 08:48 AM Thread Starter
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Bobby (Mort82) do you have a problem with me?

You've seemed really bitchy lately - to everyone. I mean you always have something to say about everything. You think you are hot shit over there living in your barn. Who the hell do you think you are? You, with your girly 600rr!

I brought this public because I am bored as shit!

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post #2 of 45 (permalink) Old 10-30-2008, 08:48 AM
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Fuck you. Go crash another bike.
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fuck you pcohen, you make me jealous!

and...well morty you don't do much to irritate me, carry on



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You, with your girly 600rr!


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No shit. Bobby's internet persona is really bitchy lately....

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PCohen: What's your problem, Mort?

Mort: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you get on the bike, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

PCohen: That's right! Zach Attack.... I am dangerous!

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post #7 of 45 (permalink) Old 10-30-2008, 08:57 AM
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I hate all of you.
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PCohen: What's your problem, Mort?

Mort: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you get on the bike, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

PCohen: That's right! Zach Attack.... I am dangerous!
I feel the need, the need for speed!
Good reference Rob!

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No shit. Bobby's persona is really bitchy since the dawn of time....
fixed it for ya
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I hate all of you.
Ditch Pedobear and bring back Cheer Bear!

Ride smart... stupid hurts.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't...

Godspeed 788!!! We miss you!
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post #12 of 45 (permalink) Old 10-30-2008, 09:19 AM
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Leave the Bitch alone he is PMS'n

Paul I do have a problem with you though.


I WANT YOUR MV


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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I hate all of you.
Rude

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I WANT YOUR VD
Dude.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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Dude.
Fawker!!


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I hate all of you.
That cuts me deep bro...
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Fuck you. Go crash another bike.
truth! you dont even need to ride to crash your junk
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Fuck a goat everyone.

You wanna see my itinerary?
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truth! you dont even need to ride to crash your junk
Ouch, cuts like a knife.

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Fuck a goat everyone.
Do I know you?
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I <3 Bobby

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Well...then.. fuck me in the ass and call me Flounder.
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"why you always tellin' me to go fuck a goat man?!?!?!"

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Do I know you?
I'm Phil, nice to meet ya. I just wanted to join in with the telling everyone to fuck off since I can't say it to some of the customers I deal with.

You wanna see my itinerary?
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i <3 mort

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"why you always tellin' me to go fuck a goat man?!?!?!"
Damn you and your movie references.
40 year old virgin!

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^I was waiting for someone to get that.

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Damn you and your movie references.
40 year old virgin!
Atleast he's useful for something even though it's not much!


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Be Nice both of you

Paul is OK in my book even though he did crash (lay the bike down gently) with my wife on-board.
As for Mort82, he must have "sand in his vagina". Needs a good shower.
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post #30 of 45 (permalink) Old 10-30-2008, 12:20 PM
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Paul is OK in my book even though he did crash (lay the bike down gently) with my wife on-board.
Oh jeez ... paul ... what the?

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