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post #1 of 27 (permalink) Old 11-05-2008, 10:06 AM Thread Starter
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I really dont get women...

I just got an ad saying that this spa is dropping down the price of a facial down o 50$


Why are they paying when I will give them one for free?

















(had to make a thread that somehow didnt make mention of osamabama)
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ba-dum psssssh!

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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(had to make a thread that somehow didnt make mention of osamabama)

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We will never understand women they are to complicated
Hey Rick, i think Chey is indirectly asking if you want to go gheyz anatomy on him.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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ba-dum psssssh!


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FAIL



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I was just about to point that out

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post #12 of 27 (permalink) Old 11-05-2008, 09:00 PM Thread Starter
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I was just about to point that out

my threads usually have hypocrisy easily spotted within them, if someone doesn't point it out within the first few posts im in trouble. lol.

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I'm hungry.

After talking about getting facials....


alllllriiightty.....


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Go ghey, then you won't have a need to understand the womenz. j/k
your point is good....


lets be gay together! :wink wink smilie



EDIT, damn, nm im promised elsewhere... i need to find a couple of chicks to get gay with.

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Fixed it for ya.

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Fixed it for ya.

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One wife and three daughters, no explaination on any thing they do.


Wait I forgot my mother inlaw is coming tomorrow.

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You will waste more time and money trying to find someone 'for free' than just paying someone for a job done right.

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Are you talking about my mother inlaw?

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Are you talking about my mother inlaw?
She likes facials?

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women don't even understand themselves, ask a girl why she'll chase her abusive druggy ex instead of finding a normal guy that has a good job,good morals, and will treat her right. she won't even know why.

I spent 30% of my money on fast cars, 30% on women, and 30% on booze. The other 10% I wasted.
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Go ghey, then you won't have a need to understand the womenz. j/k
but he will be spending $50 in facials.
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She likes facials?
Your girlfriend said that too!!!!!!!!!!!










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Your girlfriend said that too!!!!!!!!!!!

J/K
She really said: "I like fa-gluglugluglug *gasp*"

*lip smack*

"Ah!"

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She really said: "I like fa-gluglugluglug *gasp*"

*lip smack*

"Ah!"
do you type like that in front of your kids?
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do you type like that in front of your kids?
No. Most people understand there are delineations of behavior based on where and the situation.

Most normal people don't have sex in front of their kids either or take a crap in the middle of the living room when company is over.

So, was yours a rhetorical question or did you really not think about that possibility?

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Females are like a rubiks cube... now if only a rubiks cube can suck cawk, then the world would be a better place.

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No. Most people understand there are delineations of behavior based on where and the situation.

Most normal people don't have sex in front of their kids either or take a crap in the middle of the living room when company is over.

So, was yours a rhetorical question or did you really not think about that possibility?
its suppose to be a ha ha dats funny question. where arch suppose to say, I have a keyboard dust protector to keep such typing hidden.
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