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Jessica Alba stare down

I don't know, nor do I really care what this stare down is all about. I just like that Jessica Alba is staring at me. Makes me feel nice.


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can you make a video like that for me jen, i bet i can stare you down longer then she lasted.



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who said anything about stealing? just the ti... i mean just a sip.
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This thread is all sorts of trouble.....

And I'm in enough trouble with Brianne right now.....

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her butt can catch my pee.
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This thread is all sorts of trouble.....

And I'm in enough trouble with Brianne right now.....
no kidding she will crush your peanuts!



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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
glad you got it, it was 2 part subliminal



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can you make a video like that for me jen, i bet i can stare you down longer then she lasted.
It's On!!!!
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dammit, i'm at work.. guess i will have to watch it again when i get home.


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Who, me or Jessica?!


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FUCK! now ill have to crazy glue my mouth shut cause ill know ill break up laughing within 20 seconds!



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FUCK! now ill have to crazy glue my mouth shut cause ill know ill break up laughing within 20 seconds!
Ok, I won;t break out the big guns til 30 seconds then
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shit...dont make me break this suit out as you will loose if your gonna use tools to aid this challenge!





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