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post #1 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-10-2008, 11:26 PM Thread Starter
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Great Quote - One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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post #2 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-10-2008, 11:27 PM
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post #3 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-10-2008, 11:28 PM
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"I've had every other type of pole in there..."

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post #4 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-10-2008, 11:37 PM
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post #6 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-10-2008, 11:47 PM
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Nice ass. You should get her digits.

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post #8 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-10-2008, 11:48 PM
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post #9 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-10-2008, 11:49 PM
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Did u also took a pic at the cameltoe?

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post #10 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-10-2008, 11:52 PM
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post #11 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 01:20 AM
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Old man in the background "I've got to get off this train or I'm going to blow a load in my pants"

Brian? Were you sitting on the floor scoping that shit when you took the picture or is that girl ten feet tall? Or is that old man 4 feet tall?

Another quote from the old man could be to the bastard taking the picture.

Old man "I would stay on the train if I had your view"


On a side note. I'll bet if you grabbed both of her ass cheeks and pressed them together, part or most of the pole would disappear. It's pretty nice actually. I'm betting she is doing that because it feels good.

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post #12 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 02:00 AM
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i think itd be funnier if she saw this

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post #13 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 08:17 AM
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post #14 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 08:29 AM
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fuck dude.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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post #15 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 08:29 AM
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Copper shook her head in disappointment and thought.... I was really
hoping I could practice on this pole with nobody watching, who knew
the train would be this busy at 2AM......





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post #16 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 08:31 AM
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fuck dude.
more like, fuck ...her



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post #17 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 08:32 AM
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"wanna see a magic trick?"







fuck. dude. I can't. stop. looking @ it.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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more like, fuck ...her
You should sticky this for those shitty mornings.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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Ok folks, I am totally disappointed!

I only got ONE REP for this photo?! Come on boys, buck up!

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I can't think of a caption for this photo. But I can think of something else to do to it!

If my calculations are correct, this will create ice... OH NO, KILLER MUSTARD GAS!
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She discovered a new way to hold on and use her iPhone at the same time.

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post #24 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 10:43 AM
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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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Ok folks, I am totally disappointed!

I only got ONE REP for this photo?! Come on boys, buck up!
Everyone's too busy drooling or fapping! ;-)
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Excuse me. My vise is broken. Can I borrow your ass?

I came here to drink some beer and kick some ass. And it looks like we are all out of beer.
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Now that is a woman that knows what she is doing!!!

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post #29 of 56 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 10:53 AM Thread Starter
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Send her over. I'd be happy to do a free photo session for you.

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daaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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