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post #1 of 29 (permalink) Old 11-18-2008, 09:42 AM Thread Starter
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BTW - Note the NITROUS.

Seems like a repost... but I don't remember the thread.

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post #2 of 29 (permalink) Old 11-18-2008, 09:47 AM
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Stating the obvious:

Does this tire make my ass look big?
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post #4 of 29 (permalink) Old 11-18-2008, 09:49 AM Thread Starter
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6 Bottles of Nitrous, and no way to turn.

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Great Quote - One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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post #5 of 29 (permalink) Old 11-18-2008, 09:58 AM
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i hope her ass doesn't get as big as that tire.

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post #9 of 29 (permalink) Old 11-18-2008, 10:07 AM
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post #12 of 29 (permalink) Old 11-18-2008, 10:23 AM
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My skinny white ass loves to be on something big, black, thick and fat
Soooooooo, Arch, the truth finally comes out.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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post #13 of 29 (permalink) Old 11-18-2008, 10:31 AM Thread Starter
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Do I see a new signature quote coming for anyone? LOL! Watch it now Arch...

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This is why there were quotes around it, which Mr. Chills took upon himself to omit... possibly to show us his deep hidden desires and wishful thinking.

Posted properly the first time, the quotes imply it was the girl's statement.

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post #15 of 29 (permalink) Old 11-18-2008, 10:38 AM
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Nope, no wishful thinking on my part. I'm just quoting what you said.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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post #16 of 29 (permalink) Old 11-18-2008, 10:58 AM Thread Starter
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Oh crap... there it is in his SIG line... LOL!

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ok, how do you turn something like that? Seems like an 18-wheeler would have a tighter turning radius.

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Yeah, that is ridiculous looking . You start to turn in, and all of a sudden it falls completely over, or slides out on you because you've only got a fraction of the tire touching at the corner

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post #22 of 29 (permalink) Old 11-18-2008, 10:22 PM
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i hope her ass doesn't get as big as that tire.
Her ass looks to be as flat as the tire. Wonder if she has chicken strips still

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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She would look better on this one












go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Um, that chick is the spitting image of my college roommate.
That's not my caption submission; I'm totally serious!
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Um, that chick is the spitting image of my college roommate.
That's not my caption submission; I'm totally serious!
Im going to leave this one alone

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Um, that chick is the spitting image of my college roommate.
That's not my caption submission; I'm totally serious!
So.... she was a spitter?


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