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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-23-2008, 02:39 PM Thread Starter
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...should I not make it back

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I fly out tomorrow night for Sao Paulo Brazil - Fly out of SP Wed Morning to Montevideo Uruguay - Catch a Bus to Punta Del Este Uruguay where my skinny fat ass will lounge on the beach until Sat afternoon when I start the whole trip over again in reverse landing back in Chicago next Sunday

With the women the way they are and our economy the way it is, should a find a nostril hairs worth of a reason to stay, I just may

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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post #2 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-23-2008, 02:58 PM
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if u doubt your self call me up and I will fight the good fight with you to fend off the women.

Willard: When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.
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post #7 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-23-2008, 11:17 PM
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this time, dont bang a tranny. dont forget to bring hitler.

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post #8 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-23-2008, 11:49 PM
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post #9 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-24-2008, 01:18 PM
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but my sister's hot....

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post #11 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-24-2008, 02:15 PM Thread Starter
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this time, dont bang a tranny. dont forget to bring hitler.
HAHAHAHA - I have watched that Vid sooo many times and laugh every time

As for the Tranny, I can make no promises !!!

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post #12 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-24-2008, 03:56 PM
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So you're doing the Reality Kings Mike in Brazil thing huh?

You wanna see my itinerary?
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post #13 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-24-2008, 03:58 PM Thread Starter
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So you're doing the Reality Kings Mike in Brazil thing huh?
HUH? - Me and a few buddies go to S America at least once a year - The mainstay of this trip is Punta - Sao Paulo is just for (1) night

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post #15 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-24-2008, 04:09 PM Thread Starter
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So you're doing the Reality Kings Mike in Brazil thing huh?
Just Googled that phrase and HAHAHA - Attached is a pick from that NWS site and is a pretty darn good depiction of the "standard" in S America
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post #16 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-24-2008, 04:14 PM
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...should I not make it back

KTM - CLSB Track Bike - Call Corse for proper arrangements - Ask for Kevin
HD - Mopar as charity rides on the Duc just hurt - Call Heritage Harley for proper arrangements - Ask for Joe
Condo - EMR (self explanatory)
Music - Vcook as he will know how to distribute equally

that's cool, i see how it is...

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post #17 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-24-2008, 04:20 PM
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Just Googled that phrase and HAHAHA - Attached is a pick from that NWS site and is a pretty darn good depiction of the "standard" in S America
LOL I knew ya'd like it once ya found it out. Have fun be safe.

You wanna see my itinerary?
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that's cool, i see how it is...
Okay, what would you like then amigo - Name it!

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post #19 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-24-2008, 05:14 PM
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Could you email me your address book? I will keep it safe and someone (me) will have to contact and comfort your acquaintances. In case you don't make it back.

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post #20 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-24-2008, 05:16 PM Thread Starter
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Could you email me your address book? I will keep it safe and someone (me) will have to contact and comfort your acquaintances. In case you don't make it back.
Hack into my Sprint Contact List and enjoy.........

The Car comes in an hour !!!!! - I am stoked !!!

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post #21 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-30-2008, 06:28 AM Thread Starter
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Home and want to go back NOW - One crazy ass trip to say the least - Too tired and too lazy to fuck with Pics but I was a 5 star Gypsy for the past week trottin around S America - Our plans changed for the original and we became citizens of the world with a Gypsy Spirit - I almost stayed in Sau Paulo and my buddy was about to do the same in Montevideo

WOW

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post #23 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-30-2008, 07:12 AM Thread Starter
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Welcome Back.
Thx Bro - Saw and learned sooooo much this trip - Still, I always come back amazed at how well we have it here in the States and how much we take it for granted - Sure our economy sucks right now but to see a City like Sau Paulo that has 17 mil ppl in it and is bigger than LA and all 5 NY Borrows and how much poverty there is in such a beautiful City just makes you stop and think - Montevideo Uruguay was even worse - Montevideo is about the size of Maine (if not smaller) and has only 3 mil ppl in the whole country - 1.5 of which live in the Nations Capital which is Montevideo - The Country has (3) sources of income, Produce (they combine livestock in there too), Shipping and the over 2 mil ppl who have left the country to go work in Argentina, Brasil, Spain, etc etc and send money back

Still, the S American Women are the most beautiful I have ever seen and 99% of them don't realize how beautiful they are as they are poor and no one lets them shine - Then I come back to Chicago and get attitude from some 6 who is chunky and just moved here form Ohio - WHY WHY WHY

Soooooo many stories from this trip man

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Swing by the clinic and get the shot. Peeing will be much less painful.
Latex is my trusted traveling companion - No need !!!

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