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post #1 of 37 (permalink) Old 11-24-2008, 03:26 PM Thread Starter
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Jessica Biel 2009 Calendar

Not a big fan myself, but IIRC there're some on the board.

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post #2 of 37 (permalink) Old 11-24-2008, 03:28 PM
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O hmy, i love you. "Kate gives the best head."

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lordy look at that backyard.


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i heard shes showing bare ass and tits in her new movie. I bet we will see a homemade video at some point.

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Cook, check the rear view folder.

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O hmy, i love you. "Kate gives the best head."
That one got my attention as well.


I'm dissapointed in the Biel calendar...I love her, but those photos suck. I can do way better (and am *very* willing to try).

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did she have some work done to her face?
pic 3 - the close up of her face - she needs help from Jessica Simpson

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sleep tight, keep your butt hole tight!
Way to ruin a good thread!


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only one month of her best feature? wtf
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Is'nt Justin Timberspank hittin that?


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ain`t she like the poster girl for valtrex now?

Operating a motorcycle. So easy, even a caveman can do it. Knowing how to ride? Priceless.

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^^LOL I had something funny all set to go but I can't stop laughing at
Justin Timberspank.

You wanna see my itinerary?

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I don't think Justin knows what to do with allll that Badonkadonk
are you crazy? the boy brought sexy back, i'm sure he can handle that toight ass.

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lordy look at that backyard.
wow... thats umm.. not for me.

not saying i wouldn't plow her like the back forty, but in my perfect world, i would pass her up for something hotter.

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wow... thats umm.. not for me.

not saying i wouldn't plow her like the back forty, but in my perfect world, i would pass her up for something hotter.
Yea well the world aint perfect so start plowing.

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gonna have to side with mopar on this one. if he could get that he could get anything. so why stop there. accept for a quick 1,2 out the door

Operating a motorcycle. So easy, even a caveman can do it. Knowing how to ride? Priceless.

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Hmm, perfect world? I'd have Kate Beckinsales face, Biels ass, Stacy Keiblers legs, and Leann Tweedens rack. Please Santa, i'll be a very very good boy if you grant me this one wish.

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Hmm, perfect world? I'd have Kate Beckinsales face, Biels ass, Stacy Keiblers legs, and Leann Tweedens rack. Please Santa, i'll be a very very good boy if you grant me this one wish.
What would you call her?

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What would you call her?
'The Sammich Maker.'


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What would you call her?
probably Lisa.



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What would you call her?

Kajessacyann. sounds kinda redneck to me

Operating a motorcycle. So easy, even a caveman can do it. Knowing how to ride? Priceless.

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i'm excited to see Transporter 3.. cause that Natalya Rudakova is a HOTTIE!

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