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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-10-2003, 07:21 AM Thread Starter
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This is WEAK!

OK, so my wife is going to an appointment yesterday, just cruising along in her SLK. She gets pulled over and the officer informs her she was doing a little over 80 in a 55. So she must turn it on, oohhhh, I'm sorry officer.... I didn't realize... blah... blah... blah.... The officer gives her a warning. What's up wit dat? You know I'd be going to jail!
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-10-2003, 07:26 AM
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did she pull the Terminator 3 routine and tell him she likes his gun?
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-10-2003, 07:49 AM
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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Jack... I even bet that if you were in the car sitting next to her...she gets the ticket.


I think there's a pecking order:

from lowest to highest

1) Kevin (jughead)
2) in an old jalopy
3) squid on a motorcycle
4) Me on a motorcycle
5) drunk dude on a harley
6) Ricer
7) 17 year old in daddy's new mustang GT
8) Ken
9) dude in his mid 30's with a beard, wearing a plain t-shirt and shorts in a really expensive car (Jack)
10) Me in my car
11) good looking Soccer mom
11) attractive married lady in her mid 30's driving a SLK
12) Hot F'ing blond chick in her 20's
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Where's Anna in that list?
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Where's Anna in that list?
She's at -1
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-10-2003, 10:25 AM
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Jack... I even bet that if you were in the car sitting next to her...she gets the ticket.

Brian was in the car with me when I got my last ticket, btw... I'm going to court TODAY at 1PM... wish me luck

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yup... i agree with cherry... if her hubby was next to her, she MOST likely would have gotten a ticket....

of all the times i've been pulled over...thankfully i've never gotten a ticket (*knocking on wood*)
EXCEPT for the ONE time I had my nephew in the car with me... he gave me a ticket NOT for speeding but for some other crap that he made up... i hate WI cops...
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btw... good luck anna!!!!!
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btw... good luck anna!!!!!
Thanks, I'm back from court. All is well

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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-10-2003, 02:28 PM
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for someone whos always use to bitch about going to fast anywhere and wasnt down with speeding...i think you got more tickets then me anna since ive known you..hahhahaha

atleast your not in jail



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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-10-2003, 02:32 PM
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Oh I got one better, my brother was driving back from WI. Got pulled over when he was doing 15 over. He was 17 at the time. They arrested him, finger printed him, mug shot him and put him in jail for a speeding ticket. No other problems. Nothing like a stolen car or mistaken identity or whatever. They held him in jail unil my mom showed up to pay for the fucking ticket. Now that is what I call fucking NAZI Wisconsin. Those damn cheese head cops really piss me off with their power trips and complete lack of respect for the rights of citizens.

Sorry about getting worked up but that still pisses me off to this day.

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