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LOL pole dance

Got this in email this morning and I will say its funny shit


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #2 of 30 (permalink) Old 01-27-2009, 11:51 AM
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just as good as the real vids where they end up with a faceplant lol

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she gets points for trying.


His response tho is priceless

Hunny are you ok.

I wonder how bad he wanted to laugh

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Yeah, but only after watching the other pole dancing vids...

Nothing like a girl working on her craft...

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^^^^^^^^ oh the dirty thoughts of what things could be done

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Yeah, but only after watching the other pole dancing vids...

Nothing like a girl working on her craft...

That chic has some serious skillz




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Yeah, but only after watching the other pole dancing vids...

Nothing like a girl working on her craft...
I suppose that could be called woodcraft right?

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Ahhh, memories of The Body Shoppe in LA - It burned down a few months back but to this day, THE BEST pole dance I have EVER seen (with extensive research conducted) and coincidentally she also stole a pair of $300.00 Sunglasses from me - The White Ones that I had as my Facebook Pic for a while - Sad

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this one gets my vote


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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^^^^^^Body Shoppe'esque for sure - She was AMAZING

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The King of Queens clip is hilarious.

I don't think I have ever seen a pole dance as good as the clip of the chick practicing in the garage. Those are some serious skills.

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this one gets my vote

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Nothing like a girl working on her craft...

She works that pole like a gymnast, very flexible bodies if you know what I mean
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this one gets my vote


Gets my vote as well, except for the Patrick Swazie song that's tied to it.

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we learned that from The King of Queens episode (the clip from it is above)
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When is the CLSB pole dancing gathering?
I plea the 5th on my comment but I would hope it would be seasoned pole dancers rather then................ fill in the blank with your own words

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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