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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-30-2009, 01:53 PM Thread Starter
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Hallelujah! There is GOD!

Finally! I hope she is first of the new crop that will make our lives so much better!!!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...ty_middle_aged

"....Though she finds all pasty, middle-aged men intoxicating, Nakajima said balding Midwesterners who carry most of their weight in their stomach particularly turn her on. According to the sexually inquisitive teen, she often daydreams about sleeping with a 43-year-old divorcé with poor hygiene habits...."
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there are pics of her in the article
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Finally! I hope she is first of the new crop that will make our lives so much better!!!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...ty_middle_aged

"....Though she finds all pasty, middle-aged men intoxicating, Nakajima said balding Midwesterners who carry most of their weight in their stomach particularly turn her on. According to the sexually inquisitive teen, she often daydreams about sleeping with a 43-year-old divorcé with poor hygiene habits...."
You fit the category, but you are not divorced.
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Time to put on a few pounds.

Can't be real. After all, it's The Onion...

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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