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winter blues got ya down? (ENTER THE CLSB FIGHT CLUB) and vent about anything

ok i am surprised we haven't had a super drama infested winter in 08/09 and frankly its disappointing!

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ummm

for one, I haven't gotten to ride since the summer/fall of '07!!!

otherwise, I want/need a fuggin job..stupid economy

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otherwise, I want/need a fuggin job..stupid economy
who gives a shit about that, send me nudes of your sister



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