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"Crotch Rocket Killer"

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"'08 Harley Nightster reworked. Some of the mods are Vance & Hines black ceramic short shots, Power Commander III Race legal only tuner, Screamin' Eagle high flow air filter (modified), & it is fully Dyno Tuned to squeak the most ponies & torque (full torque is available @ 1000RPM & holds an almost flat line to just over 5000RPM for any gear). This thing screams! It is so sick...it will lift up in 1st, 2nd, & 3rd. In my vids I can't even open it up near full throttle (because I am on city streets), it is just me givin' a good twist. Soon I will find a track to shoot video on (and a better cameraman! LOL). This thing kills crotch rockets. It chews up 600's and eats most 750's. My future mods should allow it to beat most 1100's and up."



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Again borrowed from the other forum.

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He must be getting a lot of shit over it cause I asked him which 750 he is referring to and his response was:

"God are you lucky... ....so lucky that I don't know where you live faggot....cuz I would shank you like the bitch that you are. Never fuck with an angel.
Most 750's refers to multiple years....not just any new models. As for riding something fast....I am. I AM LAYING OVER 160hp & 148 FT LBS OF TORQUE TO THE REAR WHEEL with 2 sneaky pete NOS shots (with a bike that only weighs 505 lbs). Man are you stupid! You honestly think any 600 or 750 is gonna stay with me? OMFG you are the ass clown. It is so ridiculous that some dumb kid would write me and open his mouth without thinking.
If you were in front of me....I would knock your teeth out so fast that your ass would suck up your panties you STUPID STUPID dickwad.
Go get a fast bike and a life..... you biker wannabe homo."

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haha, fantasy land. The only 600s he's going to beat are ones from 1985 that don't know they're racing.

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Until he gets to a corner.

Give me a link to the forum. I want to point out to this "Angel" that it is 600s and 750s and 1100s.

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Granted there are some pretty quick harleys out there but those are very few and far between. This bike is not one of them

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And will beat 1100's... a 08' against a 96... what a tool!

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lol

the numbers just doont add up
a 600 figure weighing 350 and 115hp to the ground gives .328hp/lb

his bike stock 565lbs, hes gonna need 182 hp just to match
a sportster(same engine) is rated in the mid to high 60's
figure HD made it hi-perf and give him 85hp stock
he needs a 2.15x increase in hp just to match a 600...

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I once had a fella tell me his bagger could beat my XR650R any time anywhere .I called him out on that in front of ten of his buddies that were more familior with me and my XR they laughed in his face .

He never did step up for that race.

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The only person he beats on that is the little 5 year old on his bike racing him down the sidewalk lol. I love how he shows it of with some launches in the middle of the neighborhood as well. I bet his neighbors love him for that.

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How nimble is it?

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I once had a fella tell me his bagger could beat my XR650R any time anywhere .
I would have kicked his ass on the street with your XR650R, then jumped curbs on the way back.
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I once had a fella tell me his bagger could beat my XR650R any time anywhere .I called him out on that in front of ten of his buddies that were more familior with me and my XR they laughed in his face .

He never did step up for that race.

P.S. The VROD is damn fast FYI just so some of you don't pick a fight you may lose
but this isnt a vrod, its a blacked out sportster rebadges as a nightster so they can sell it for more


the vrod is in a completely other class

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wonder what his times are at blackhawk?

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I hope he could beat 600's 750s or helll if he wants to base it in engine size maybe he could beat 1800 GWs...All cause they will be falling over laughing at him trying to do a flip with that thing...I hope the next mod he puts on is a 12 o'clock bar....for safety

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...or around something interesting like 83, 107th, 96th, 95th and 171 and back again...

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