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post #1 of 94 (permalink) Old 02-10-2009, 06:00 PM Thread Starter
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NORMAL MEN have beer in the Freaking fridge!!!! "dont be an ass like some people"

i wont mention names as its not polite.

but let me tell the rest of ya "and i know almost all of you know this already" but here is to the people that might not have a clue.

you having guys over? "you better have beer"

you need someone to give you a hand? "you better have beer"

you just wanna hang out and just shoot the shit? "you better have beer"

inviting someone over or someone coming over to help you and you cant EVEN at least offer some beer?

dude hand over the wife's titties for a few minutes as to make penance for your blasphemy against men etiquette!


next time i wont be so nice and ill OUT YOUR ASS!!!!




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Not me cause I got like 36 beers in my fridge!




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Not me cause I got like 36 beers in my fridge!
exactly you dont want to have to say.


ahh honey...i fucked up. now go in the garage and get your tits played with!

i bet even she says..you forgot to get beer again didnt you!




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exactly you dont want to have to say.


ahh honey...i fucked up. now go in the garage and get your tits played with!

i bet even she says..you forgot to get beer again didnt you!
My wife makes SURE the fridge is stocked, Thats how we roll at Tony's house!!




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So Kruz had no beer?
kruz always has beer, ALWAYS!



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What is etiquette when you open your buddies fridge and find an undesireable beer? I'll drink any beer, but some people are picky. I'm on a Sam Adams / PBR kick lately.









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My circle of friends are a bit diff - Gray Goose, Petron, Pot, Pain Pills and Blow

Beer?
i cant post shit like that cause i am the admin, but i got some of those friends too.



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i cant post shit like that cause i am the admin, but i got some of those friends too.
I am by no means condoning such behavior, just saying some have different "stocked" items on hand

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My circle of friends are a bit diff - Gray Goose, Petron, Pot, Pain Pills and Blow

Beer?
mmmmm pain pills.....

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Ken, I always have been in the fridge, and my good wife keeps it stock. If you ever come over, you will have a cold beer(s) waiting for you!

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my fridge is always stocked up. i only used to have import beers from holland, germany and poland. now ive got corona, modelo and some domestic stuff.

i invite alot of people over sometimes and they have very diverse tastes.
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you guys make me proud! i am honored to come over to your homes.



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OMG!!! i just saw my rep! "while he was nice enough to give me postive" he left this NASTY comment. what kind of sick SOB does something like this.


guys is this an excuse?

if i had known u were coming by i would have been prepared... next time YOU give ME some fucking notice and i'll have your precious beer cockbag



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Would your sister be around by anychance??
yeah fuck the beer in that case...



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what is b.a. doing responding to a thread titled MEN... last i checked MEN don't still live at home with mommy (sorry, title actually reads NORMAL MEN not REAL MEN. either way my point still holds true)

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what is b.a. doing responding to a thread titled REAL MEN... last i checked REAL MEN don't still live at home with mommy


i just noticed that too, since you mentioned it



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what is b.a. doing responding to a thread titled MEN... last i checked MEN don't still live at home with mommy (sorry, title actually reads NORMAL MEN not REAL MEN. either way my point still holds true)
i dont live with my parents, they live with me!

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