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ahhhh, people if you got CLSB issues DONT contact me on my phone

e-mail me, have somone post it up for ya in this thread https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...ad.php?t=27708

or tonys office, contact a mod, a super admin, what ever. but please DONT pull some VIP shit with me cause you got my fucken #.


while i am on here for almost 6 hours a day, when the clock strikes 5pm i start to get my drink on, play xbox and when i am drinking and on xbox and you send me shit like this? your lucky i dont ban your account!


fuckers!


p.s. the only exception to this is if your a women!



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At least it was a text, somehow my cell number has escaped and seems to have landed on every dickhead selling credit card processing and loans against CC receipts. I just want to crush it.

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someone just texted me with a unknown # you mother fuckers!

dont make me pay to run your number fuckers...lol



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someone just texted me with a unknown # you mother fuckers!

dont make me pay to run your number fuckers...lol
dickhead, if you saved my phone # from your blackberry, you would've known!
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dickhead, if you saved my phone # from your blackberry, you would've known!
wtf? i dont even know if i had your # you mighta been one of those guys i pretend to be like...HEY yeah, hows it going.



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i think your mom wants my # for other reasons

she milf or cougar quality?



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i think your mom wants my # for other reasons

she milf or cougar quality?
pwnd!
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i think your mom wants my # for other reasons

she milf or cougar quality?
think....... trailer, marlboro and mumu




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think....... trailer, marlboro and mumu
oh lord if thats the case, she better had her shots recently and a shit load of drugs



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did you get my text last night Ken???
you must really be a blonde, i didnt get nothing but i bet the other ken did



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she milf or cougar quality?
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