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Talking Ron Jeremy

So, check this out:

I was at breakfast/lunch with my boss at Cracker Barrel in Naperville. I'm eatin' my food, and I happened to stare out the window, and who do I see walkin' in? Freakin' Ron Jeremy. I wasn't sure if it was him though, but after 5 minutes, all the waiters were smiling and shit. So, on my way out, I had to ask for the autograph. He invited me to Gentlemen's Club in Compton called The HeartBreakers where he's gonna be a special guest tonight, and tomorrow. So who's goin' with me?

btw, it's a B.Y.O.B.
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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 07-18-2003, 01:28 PM
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what time were you there at?
i ask because he was on mancow this morning......
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No shit! I was wondering if he was on the show too! It was about an hour ago.
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you did ask him to stick a CLSB sticker on his ass in his next movie right??




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WHo's Ron Jeremy?
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I would've, if I didn't leave the bike at work and take the work van. I woulda had one too, since I picked some up from you
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WHo's Ron Jeremy?
he's the guy in the black socks.




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he's the guy in the black socks.


Got my laugh for the day....thanks tony
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you did ask him to stick a CLSB sticker on his ass in his next movie right??




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you did ask him to stick a CLSB sticker on his ass in his next movie right??

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He's a porn star and adult film producer...don't ask me why I know that.

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He's a porn star and adult film producer...don't ask me why I know that.


I don't think you noticed the wink.
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BWA... got it, I'm a little slow.

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BWA... got it, I'm a little slow.
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Holy sht you met Ron Jeremy.... That is fkin awesome..... BYOB...hmmmm for any normal man that just implies booze but for ROn jeremy...Hmmmmm...

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Met him two years ago in indiana at Nudes a Poppin with Gene Simmons... He's a funny guy.

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Forget Ron Jeremy... call me when Mimi Miyagi shows up :-

How do you turn this thing on?

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Another Mimi fan. Way to go!

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Mimi you say? Time to go rent some porn!

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Another Mimi fan. Way to go!

Hell yea! I want my next wife to look like that :-

How do you turn this thing on?
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You forget its Ron Jeremy, he'l probably bring her with... or at least Kobe Tai...

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Y'all crack me up.

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