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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 03-06-2009, 04:52 PM Thread Starter
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when Mopar proposes to Illag dont do this

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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 03-06-2009, 04:53 PM
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methinks this won't be an issue.

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I want to know who got it out of her poop. Him or her?

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I want to know who got it out of her poop. Him or her?
i'd be makin her do it.

i'd also tell her i get to do anal now.

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that's a fucking pretty small ring to swallow it on accident.




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that's a fucking pretty small ring to swallow it on accident.
... or she can deep throat like none of us have seen before.

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Damn I'd be more pissed that he was proposing to me at Wendy's.

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Damn I'd be more pissed that he was proposing to me at Wendy's.
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All I know is when she throws her bachelorette I wanna be her dancer
i will NEVER ask you to loan me a dollar. god only knows where it's been...
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... or she can deep throat like none of us have seen before.
My thoughts exactly!

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... or she can deep throat like none of us have seen before.
i have something between my pockets for her to swallow.

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The guy has no class. He proposed to her with the x-ray in hand after she had swollowed it. He should have proposed to her while she was on the shitter crapping the ringback out.
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The guy has no class. He proposed to her with the x-ray in hand after she had swollowed it. He should have proposed to her while she was on the shitter crapping the ringback out.

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post #18 of 20 (permalink) Old 03-07-2009, 01:53 PM
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ill_ag finds this thread disturbing. And I can't even see the video on my blackberry.


And no, baby, you do not get to do anal.






Your birthday isn't til tomorrow
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ill_ag finds this thread disturbing. And I can't even see the video on my blackberry.


And no, baby, you do not get to do anal.


Your birthday isn't til tomorrow
oh god...the comments i could make...must......resist....temptation....

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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Hahaha yep there's something you can pass down from generation to generation.
talk about staying in the family
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