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post #1 of 48 (permalink) Old 03-11-2009, 09:41 AM Thread Starter
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Do you aim for the urinal cake?

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When in a urinal, do you aim for the cake? I have to go half throttle due to splashback. Ice in the urinal is the best though, nothing like racing the bladder clock to melt all the ice.

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NEVER aim for the cake unless you like splash back.
I always aim on a slight angle to the back so it rolls down the bend.
Ice is fun too, but there is a chance of splash back in that also.

If my calculations are correct, this will create ice... OH NO, KILLER MUSTARD GAS!
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I always go for that angle on the back corner but finish with cake.
you have to get the cake at the right angle and go all out without losing control.
then no splash back
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Gotta aim for the angle. The urinal cake is Busch league.
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I go in the stall and piss on the seat.

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Yup. No problem with splash-back, perhaps I have better aim than most
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Aiming for the cake? That's for girls.
I have to pee form about 4 feet away to avoid touching the bottom of the urinal and getting my tip all colored blue from that cake and what not.
Only draw back is tsunami like wave that splashes all over the floor and innocent bay standers.
That's just how I roll.
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itsall about the downward angle an using the midget urinals. thus extending the distance downward.

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Just use the sink.
dont be an asshole, the sink is not for pissing it's for shitting.

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dont be an asshole, the sink is not for pissing it's for shitting.
If upper deckers go in the back of toilets, what do you call it in a sink?
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dont be an asshole, the sink is not for pissing it's for shitting.
I thought that's what the tank was for?

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if upper deckers go in the back of toilets, what do you call it in a sink?
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Apparently they go into stalls and piss on seats.

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Apparently they go into stalls and piss on seats.

So I guess they stand.
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Don't be mad because you are a man and you sit to pee. Is that what "Tuck and go" means? Or is that what you do before you go out to bars dressed like a woman?

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Never aim for the cake! Besides you guys have it all wrong with what your doing in the urinal anyhow!
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Don't be mad because you are a man and you sit to pee. Is that what "Tuck and go" means? Or is that what you do before you go out to bars dressed like a woman?
LOL damn that was a zinger.

No I'm just trying to be clever with my posts. But I think I just got served.

It does suck though when you really need to shit and then you sit on a damp seat... and all you can think is... "Damn it!"
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