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why does steam

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omfg where the hell did you find that?
im trying to laugh out quiet as my desk as much as possible
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That had me rolling!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Something must be fishy...I am going to go poke around in the back end..

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omfg where the hell did you find that?
im trying to laugh out quiet as my desk as much as possible
hahahaha
I work hard for the rep


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buwhahaa

I wish I could rep your rep comments guys, LOL I am rolling.

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Better than electric powered
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omg what a dumbass!!!! he put a dildo on a fucking sawzall and stuck it in her???? hahahahahah darwin award right there!!!
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Hmmmmm yeasty.
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omg what a dumbass!!!! he put a dildo on a fucking sawzall and stuck it in her???? hahahahahah darwin award right there!!!
oh come on.. like you haven't
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You are a modern golden goose (the ancient modern goose went extinct during Trajan's reign).
Capture the steam in plastic baggies, sell to the Japanese. You will make money, I swear.
In the meantime, take the name "Steampussy".
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oh come on.. like you haven't
You guys are missing the problem

"Authorities received a call from a man who said his partner was injured after he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade and used it on her."

DUDE THE FUCKING BLADE WAS STILL ON IT!
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You guys are missing the problem

"Authorities received a call from a man who said his partner was injured after he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade and used it on her."

DUDE THE FUCKING BLADE WAS STILL ON IT!
hahahahahaha
say's there right on the box "sawzall" this man was just testing the limits
maybe he found her opening to be a bit small for his liking and was just trying to open the entrance way up a bit ?

you don't know.. don't be so quick to judge
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Always, ALWAYS remove the blade... Then affix such said 'dildo', (while never mentioning or implying ownership) to desired sawzall, battery powered or coreded.


Guns are bad.
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What the hell are you searching for that you found that?


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She probably just turned 21 and her pussytroll died.

This is going to be a long-term relationship
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dude, you do not put dildos on sawzalls!!!





you put them on drills.

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She probably just turned 21 and her pussytroll died.
what is a pussytroll?
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what is a pussytroll?
clerks 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX01Lna0OI8
PILLOW PANTS

Got to watch it tonight

This is going to be a long-term relationship

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