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John Cena coming out with new movie

loved him in the Marine. We need more action flicks instead of the freaking remakes coming out of hollywood.


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The Marine was the biggest load of horse shit I've seen since The Flintstones movie. Utter Garbage, even for a straight to video movie, it's brutal to watch, this new one doesn't look to be much better and appears to have the exact same storyline.

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nothing wrong with watching a movie about killing people.
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John Cena looks like a cheap version of Matt Damon's Jason Bourne character.
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Name good movies with wrestlers in them. I don't think there are many. The two that I can think of off the top of my head are:
The Princess Bride
They Live (not really good but way better than any John Cena flick)

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Name good movies with wrestlers in them. I don't think there are many. The two that I can think of off the top of my head are:
The Princess Bride
They Live (not really good but way better than any John Cena flick)
Predator, jesse the body ventura!

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I agree, they live and princess bride are two good ones and yes, predator KICKS ass.

but get smart remake with the Rock? absolutely PAINFUL to watch.
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Good one! Didn't think of that one.

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The Marine was terrible. The acting sucked and the storyline was predictable. I couldn't even finish watching it. And the new movie w/Cena looks to be a carbon copy of the Marine. I'll wait for it to come out on FX and still won't watch it

Daryl Johnson (aka The Rock) has made decent movies. Obviously these guys always get locked into the "bad-ass" roles, but at least this guy can also do the comedy stuff too.

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but at least this guy can also do the comedy stuff too.

But. . . . but . . . . I thought Pro Wrestling WAS Comedy!
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But. . . . but . . . . I thought Pro Wrestling WAS Comedy!
no no no, youve got it all wrong. it's a male demographic targeted soap opera, with homosexual undertones




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The Marine was terrible. The acting sucked and the storyline was predictable. I couldn't even finish watching it. And the new movie w/Cena looks to be a carbon copy of the Marine. I'll wait for it to come out on FX and still won't watch it

Daryl Johnson (aka The Rock) has made decent movies. Obviously these guys always get locked into the "bad-ass" roles, but at least this guy can also do the comedy stuff too.
WAT? In the Marine, he was driving a camaro. This new movie he's getting pulled by a semi truck. BIG DIFFERENCE.


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yes, the Marine was a movie i instantly knew i wouldn't even bootleg off the internet.. the flag on the cover/movie poster is bAckWaRdS, so thats very un-Marine-like right there... one of my lieutenants claims to have went to h.s. with Cena,.. and besides, i agree that Predator is the best movie-starring-a wrestler there ever was..

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I saw the part when he hops in the camaro-- it got shot up like two million times, and kept going. It got shot up two more million times, and kept going. Then I think he did some kind of twirl flip in the air while getting shot up again? I dunno, I changed it pretty quick. Especially since the car had a flat tire to begin with!

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