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post #1 of 50 (permalink) Old 03-13-2009, 11:09 AM Thread Starter
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It's 10am....


Why is it that every day at 10am, like clockwork, I am thinking about sex?
Seriously, it's bizarre! (I feel all weird, like I'm creepy like Ken or something!!)

Anyone else have something (besides going to the bathroom ) that happens like clockwork like this??
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Anyone else have something (besides going to the bathroom ) that happens like clockwork like this??
You mean like every time I read a post from Ken, I get a chubby?

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I think about what excuse I can give my boss for not working that day, everyday at 6:00 am when my alarm goes off........

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what time ya want me to bring over the strawberries?
HEY..?????????...........

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post #9 of 50 (permalink) Old 03-13-2009, 11:20 AM Thread Starter
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Oh stop I'm serious. It's weird!!
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its called being horny Alison. your coming into that time of your sexual peak.



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Oddly enough I always have some free time around 10 AM.
I'm not implying anything indecent here it's just plain strange.
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Why is it that every day at 10am, like clockwork, I am thinking about sex?
Seriously, it's bizarre! (I feel all weird, like I'm creepy like Ken or something!!)

Anyone else have something (besides going to the bathroom ) that happens like clockwork like this??
Pics or it didn't happen.

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its called being horny Alison. your coming into that time of your sexual peak.
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post #15 of 50 (permalink) Old 03-13-2009, 11:39 AM
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Thats funny, cause im the same way between 9-10am like clockwork every day its Air hammer hormone city over here been that way for 20+ yrs! its ok on weekends but at work it sucks.

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post #16 of 50 (permalink) Old 03-13-2009, 11:45 AM Thread Starter
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10:30, it's gone. Seriously, like clockwork, and then it's gone after about 30 mins. And it's been this way since I left school and started this job full time. and there's some uuuuugly people here!
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10:30, it's gone. Seriously, like clockwork, and then it's gone after about 30 mins. And it's been this way since I left school and started this job full time. and there's some uuuuugly people here!
could be your internal clock, ticking away wanting a baby?



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i would say its seeing all the UGLY people there at her work and having to wish she was someplace else not looking at the fuglys and it happens like clockwork there..

just put your phone on vibrate hun and post up you cell #...im sure we can all help ya out...LOL

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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post #20 of 50 (permalink) Old 03-13-2009, 12:26 PM
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Did you by chance have some good sex on a work day about this time? Maybe you played hooky shortly after you started your job or something?

A few years ago I stopped at a guys work on my way to work and we got it on in his office at 9am and I showed up to work super late. For a long time after that I would get horny at 9am every day.

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Did you by chance have some good sex on a work day about this time? Maybe you played hooky shortly after you started your job or something?

A few years ago I stopped at a guys work on my way to work and we got it on in his office at 9am and I showed up to work super late. For a long time after that I would get horny at 9am every day.
that's awesome.
No, i've never had that luxury.....beotch!!!! so unfair!
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Are you a nympho????
Well, that would mean that I have a need to fulfill that urge. That's not the case. I just have the urge....it's not psycho-crazy-sex-girl...it's just a fleeting desire to...you know
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Bring a dildo or whatever floats your boat to work, and go to the bathroom at 10.

Does it happen on the weekends too?
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that's awesome.
No, i've never had that luxury.....beotch!!!! so unfair!
Heehee. If it makes you feel any better it's now been a super duper duper long time since I've got any.

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Could I borrow some money?
Fuck off.

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