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If you were the opposite sex for one day...

What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day? Assume you were hot, too.
(yes, we are bored in my office today and talking all kinds of useless talk).

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go be a stripper, and take a bunch of guys money.. cause guys are dumb like that.

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go be a stripper, and take a bunch of guys money.. cause guys are dumb like that.

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go be a stripper, and take a bunch of guys money.. cause guys are dumb like that.
Yes, but what if you were a woman for the day?

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Yes, but what if you were a woman for the day?
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take pics, lots of them, while I treated my body like an amusement park. Then off to the health club to make inappropriate advances on chicks in the locker room/steam room.

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What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day? Assume you were hot, too.
(yes, we are bored in my office today and talking all kinds of useless talk).
pretend im a lesbo like all other women on clsb

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go be a stripper, and take a bunch of guys money.. cause guys are dumb like that.
Money or not...youd dance in front of dudes and get felt up for a day?
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I'd give handskis to homeless guys
The term "handskis" makes me laugh.

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Money or not...youd dance in front of dudes and get felt up for a day?
that, that's pretty gay. Just sayin'.

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First off, I would probably spend half the day staring at and twiddling my dick. I mean, it would be so freaking fascinating to see something I'd never seen before.

I'd probably also ask someone to kick me in the nuts; I just can not wrap my head around how bad that feels. Currently, I think (because I have no other data point on which to compare) that all men are giant pansies-- can it really hurt that bad?

Then, I'd find a hot chick (not some young trampy slut from my facebook who can't hold her liquor) and I would have all sorts of crazy sex with her. I just want to know what the heck it's like for a guy. In this scenario, if I'm a dude for a day, does the female me exist? I mean, could I go out in the world and bang myself? Because that would probably give me a lot of useful data. Sure it would be a little creepy, but it sure beats banging some trampy chick who can't hold her liquor.

Let's see, then, I'd watch a chick flick and also a horror movie, to see if my opinion of either drastically changes just because I have a new chromosome.

Then I'd go to the gym and see if my new chromosome made me any more apt to stare at myself while I'm doing bicep curls. I'd play some basketball, because I'd get to smack a bunch of guys' asses and NOT be berated by girls for flirting with them.
I'd also check out the locker room-- what the hell do guys really do in there?


I think that about covers it.

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First off, I would probably spend half the day staring at and twiddling my dick. I mean, it would be so freaking fascinating to see something I'd never seen before.

I'd probably also ask someone to kick me in the nuts; I just can not wrap my head around how bad that feels. Currently, I think (because I have no other data point on which to compare) that all men are giant pansies-- can it really hurt that bad?

Then, I'd find a hot chick (not some young trampy slut from my facebook who can't hold her liquor) and I would have all sorts of crazy sex with her. I just want to know what the heck it's like for a guy. In this scenario, if I'm a dude for a day, does the female me exist? I mean, could I go out in the world and bang myself? Because that would probably give me a lot of useful data. Sure it would be a little creepy, but it sure beats banging some trampy chick who can't hold her liquor.

Let's see, then, I'd watch a chick flick and also a horror movie, to see if my opinion of either drastically changes just because I have a new chromosome.

Then I'd go to the gym and see if my new chromosome made me any more apt to stare at myself while I'm doing bicep curls. I'd play some basketball, because I'd get to smack a bunch of guys' asses and NOT be berated by girls for flirting with them.
I'd also check out the locker room-- what the hell do guys really do in there?


I think that about covers it.
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I would have to go out and see, just what the hell this fascination is with shoe shopping




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Don't forget you would be a better driver too.
Actually I am a very good driver. I would say that is probably the only thing about me that doesn't fall into the girl stereotype. Well, that and my constant 10am desire for sexy time.
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I would have to go out and see, just what the hell this fascination is with shoe shopping
It gets us out of the house and away from you guys, who are sitting at home playing with your dicks.
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(not some young trampy slut from my facebook who can't hold her liquor)
tell me more about your facebook friends...
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It gets us out of the house and away from you guys, who are sitting at home playing with your dicks.
Maybe if you gals took care of them more we wouldnt be doing that. just think of he money it would save on shoes you dont need.




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I mean, it would be so freaking fascinating to see something I'd never seen before.
You and Mopar need to get out together more...

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First off, I would probably spend half the day staring at and twiddling my dick. I mean, it would be so freaking fascinating to see something I'd never seen before.

I'd probably also ask someone to kick me in the nuts; I just can not wrap my head around how bad that feels. Currently, I think (because I have no other data point on which to compare) that all men are giant pansies-- can it really hurt that bad?

Then, I'd find a hot chick (not some young trampy slut from my facebook who can't hold her liquor) and I would have all sorts of crazy sex with her. I just want to know what the heck it's like for a guy. In this scenario, if I'm a dude for a day, does the female me exist? I mean, could I go out in the world and bang myself? Because that would probably give me a lot of useful data. Sure it would be a little creepy, but it sure beats banging some trampy chick who can't hold her liquor.

Let's see, then, I'd watch a chick flick and also a horror movie, to see if my opinion of either drastically changes just because I have a new chromosome.

Then I'd go to the gym and see if my new chromosome made me any more apt to stare at myself while I'm doing bicep curls. I'd play some basketball, because I'd get to smack a bunch of guys' asses and NOT be berated by girls for flirting with them.
I'd also check out the locker room-- what the hell do guys really do in there?


I think that about covers it.

sounds like a good weekend. we'll go pick some drunk chick and take her home and ill throw you a dildo and you at it with her as i tape it.



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