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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 03-14-2009, 06:30 PM Thread Starter
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Police: Son pleasures himself, then punches mom

DADE CITY -- It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.




The mother yelled. The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, walked around to the front of the house on 13th Street in Dade City and rang the doorbell, according to a Dade City Police report. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at Grandberry, who then punched his mother in her face, the report said.

Grandberry, who is listed as unemployed, was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.



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never happen if Bush was still in office.
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i can see where this guy is coming from

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"Well!? did he cum?"
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you mean, Did he spill his Koolaid?
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At least he wasn't fucking a picnic table.
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never happen if Bush was still in office.
Don't worry about it, he was just working on the "stimulus package".
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At least he wasn't fucking a picnic table.
I'm assuming someone from CLSB did that before.
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I still havent seen a good reason why WSE shouldnt be spankin it outside.




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I'm assuming someone from CLSB did that before.
yup, it was that oldschoolninja guy.




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What does his employment status have to do with anything?

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What does his employment status have to do with anything?


Proves that its bush' fault
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yup, it was that oldschoolninja guy.
And as always, Labdog had to tell me the hole is really meant for an umbrella.
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i can see where this guy is coming from
you speaking from experience

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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wtf is this shit lmao
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you speaking from experience
yes, that was the joke.


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Didn't even have to read the article... The title had me spitting out my coffee, thanks Mark.
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What does his employment status have to do with anything?
oooohhh nothing, but im not surprised

that burntash is so funny too!

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I thought you paid ten percent of your bail to get out? So, what 50 buck to get out of jail?

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I thought you paid ten percent of your bail to get out? So, what 50 buck to get out of jail?
??? then why ask for 500? i dont get it.
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10% of bond usually gets you out. If you don't show up for court, someone owes the court the full amount. Either the person who posted the bail or the bond agent will owe the money

I think thats how it works

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10% of bond usually gets you out. If you don't show up for court, someone owes the court the full amount. Either the person who posted the bail or the bond agent will owe the money

I think thats how it works
+1 You still owe it but you can get out on 10%

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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so then how much do bond people make or collect on it? intersting.


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Who the hell punches thier own mother for catching him spankin it
Dude is a genious! He is getting all the sex he can handle now in jail. Sure hope he sends his ma a thank you card!

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so then how much do bond people make or collect on it? intersting.


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I have no idea

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

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im posting information without looking it up.

as i recall.

I had to bail a druggy friend out a few times.


The bonds person pays for the bond. And when the person goes to court, the money is returned to the bonds person.


I'm sure one of our great law enforcement people,whom ride sportbikes, will post the correct information.
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