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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-14-2009, 07:45 PM Thread Starter
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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

By MATTHEW STABLEY

Updated 1:57 PM EDT, Wed, Mar 11, 2009


A southern Maryland woman was hospitalized after her partner attached a sex toy to a power tool.

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.


Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.


The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

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Dumbasses. Vac-u-loc makes and sell an attatchment for this purpose.

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Dumbasses. Vac-u-loc makes and sell an attatchment for this purpose.
the fact you even know a supplier scares me

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Got one better! A link of where to buy it. And Doc-Johnson does not actually make the attachment. The attachments are made to fit Vac-u-lock dildos.

There are other makers of these devices, but here is one.

http://store.erosboutique.com/mm5/me...cking_machines

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Got one better! A link of where to buy it. And Doc-Johnson does not actually make the attachment. The attachments are made to fit Vac-u-lock dildos.

There are other makers of these devices, but here is one.

http://store.erosboutique.com/mm5/me...cking_machines
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go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Vac-u-lock makes a bunch of stuff. The ball looks like a big hit with the ladies.
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