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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-16-2009, 06:35 PM Thread Starter
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What a rough day

Today started off with me watching poem and not being able to get it up. Then since I have a lil dick I pissed on my balls
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-16-2009, 06:40 PM
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sounds harsh

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post #5 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-16-2009, 06:47 PM
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Today started off with me watching poem and not being able to get it up. Then since I have a lil dick I pissed on my balls
you shoudda called me, i can help with things like this.

ive be known to work miracles

Excuse me, while i kiss this Guy......

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Today started off with me watching poem and not being able to get it up. Then since I have a lil dick I pissed on my balls
Poem? - There is your first problem

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man, how many fuckers have been hijacked lately?
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-16-2009, 07:27 PM
 
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Today started off with me watching poem and not being able to get it up. Then since I have a lil dick I pissed on my balls
I think Burntash has created a support group for this exact thing...
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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-16-2009, 07:58 PM
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I trump you with my stomach flu. I am on the 4th roll of TP since midnight.

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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-16-2009, 09:03 PM
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I trump you with my stomach flu. I am on the 4th roll of TP since midnight.
stomach flu, shit your only one more stomach flu away from your ideal weight

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trust me i am not the same cock sucker i was a few years ago either and so on.
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post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-16-2009, 09:10 PM
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post #13 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-16-2009, 09:37 PM
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oh yeah? well a week and a half ago friday i went dirtbiking on some of my favorite trails in so-cal and in the past i have gotten some mild poison ivy out there , i know i got into it this time and i saw some ripe patches trailside, wellll i must have relieved myself at some point during the ride and by sunday night 2 days later i had the beginning of a reaction on my manhood, as well as my belly near my zipper, wich tormented me all week and finally started to clear up over this last weekend, now thats a bitch!
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oh yeah? well a week and a half ago friday i went dirtbiking on some of my favorite trails in so-cal and in the past i have gotten some mild poison ivy out there , i know i got into it this time and i saw some ripe patches trailside, wellll i must have relieved myself at some point during the ride and by sunday night 2 days later i had the beginning of a reaction on my manhood, as well as my belly near my zipper, wich tormented me all week and finally started to clear up over this last weekend, now thats a bitch!
haha! now that sucks

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stomach flu, shit your only one more stomach flu away from your ideal weight
omg you sununva bitch! shoulda known better than to let you play wif my iPhone. BISH!
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post #16 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-16-2009, 11:11 PM
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post #17 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-17-2009, 09:36 AM
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omg you sununva bitch! shoulda known better than to let you play wif my iPhone. BISH!
Its all good mang

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