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post #1 of 60 (permalink) Old 03-16-2009, 09:27 PM Thread Starter
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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neither. they prolly have a total IQ of 40..
































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neither. they prolly have a total IQ of 40..
































i will make them drive to my house.

I read the first line thinkin "When has that ever stopped him?" Then I scrolled down...

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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both at the same time..


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if i had to choose just 1 it would be the girl on the left.


IF they both wanted to go for a ride at the same time, they are not referring to bikes



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not which hand you used to spank it to this picture..
even put together with an iq of 40 they are smarter than you.

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even put together with an iq of 40 they are smarter than you.
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ajkldhfpoewiur !!!!
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neither. they prolly have a total IQ of 40..

i will make them drive to my house.
Hasn't Bug thought you anything?

You always go to their place. Dumb girls become stalkers.

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You always go to their place. Dumb girls become stalkers.
Your Pad is Off-Limits - Donít bring a female back to your place for sex. She will no where you live, which will mean there is a potential for revenge should you want to see other girls (which you will). You have seen Fatal Attraction havenít you? Always go back to their place, and when the deed is done, LEAVE. No cuddling, no chatting Ė Go! That will be the most honest thing you can do for them. - tom leykis

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Nice Guys Finish Last - Itís true. While you can be in supreme control and not be a jerk-slash-asshole, it is very rare. But thatís OK, focus on your objective to sleep with that girl. You have noticed that attractive girls are always complaining about jerks-slash-assholes that theyíre with or were with. Be that jerk-slash-asshole!

Donít Date Single Mothers!!! - Itís a trap! Single Mothers carry a lot of baggage and you donít want to be stuck with any of it Ė itís can be a burden both on your energy level and your wallet. You will never be as important as their child so why be around any of that? As Tom Leykis puts it, ďWhy support another manís mistake?Ē

Do Not Date Co-workers! - Besides the whole issue of a potential breakup making your workplace as comforting as a sexually-transmitted disease, you could also be made a target for sexual harassment allegations Ė the justice system are very unreceptive to males. Avoid any problems by not complimenting any women or talking about anything except work with your female colleagues.

Avoid Packs of Girls - Trying to go after a girl when she has a pack of friends is damn near impossible. The strength of the wolf is the pack after all, and you will be lucky to get that girl alone, much less bring her home with you. Avoid any hassle by paying girls in packs no mind.

Donít Spend More Than $40 On A Date - Dates are expensive. Why waste money on food and dinner when it could be spent on her getting her liquored up! She should be the one paying in the first place.

Three Date Limit - Girls will know whether they will sleep with you or not after 3 dates. If you havenít gotten any after the third date, you likely arenít going to get any at all. Save your money and invest your energy in another venture.

No Gift Rule - Buying a gift for a girl sends her signal right away: What else can I get from him? Never buy a gift for a girl unless sheís your wife. Same goes with compliments Ė compliments have a way of empowering a female, meaning that they will less likely have sex with you if they can go for someone better.

No Coffee/Breakfast/Lunch Dates - Unless youíre not after sex, donít do the aforementioned style dates Ė it will be like meeting a friend for chit-chat. You want a situation that has a bit of intrigue and mystery-factor to it, and alcohol and bars will usually provide that for you. Plus the dim lighting will probably do wonders for your (and hers) appeal.

Drinks of Choice - Following on, that intrigue and mystery factor (read: increased probability of sex) will be stimulated by alcohol, that great date catalyst. But you want to be sure that she is quickly liberated from her safe-and-secure mindset. Skip beer and coolers and order her harder stuff like Tequila Sunrises, Long Island Ice Tea, and Singapore Slings. They taste nice plus they will pack more of a punch which will ďhelpĒ in the decision-making process!

Your Pad is Off-Limits - Donít bring a female back to your place for sex. She will no where you live, which will mean there is a potential for revenge should you want to see other girls (which you will). You have seen Fatal Attraction havenít you? Always go back to their place, and when the deed is done, LEAVE. No cuddling, no chatting Ė Go! That will be the most honest thing you can do for them.

Safe Sex Always! - You donít want to contract a sexually-transmitted disease or worse, have children! You donít want any attachments, least of all, these big attachment. They will strain you down. Dispose of the condom since there are crazy broads out there who will try impregnating themselves with your used sperm. If you canít flush the condom, kill of the sperm. Tabasco sauce will do the trick!

Make Yourself a Forbidden Fruit - Premise: People always want something they canít have, and that applies more to females than males. Donít wait around for any calls or the like Ė you want to appear as busy as possible Ė your time is extremely valuable Ė and give the illusion that you are seeing many girls. Make her feel that she is easily replaceable - the more competition a female thinks she has; the more likely she will sleep with you when you become more intimate.

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The one on the left totally. They both look "fantastic plastic fake" (which I know most guys don't care) but the one on the left looks less fake than the one on the right.
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I'd ride them both at the same time.

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The one on the left totally. They both look "fantastic plastic fake" (which I know most guys don't care) but the one on the left looks less fake than the one on the right.
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They both look a little top heavy, I'd probably crash.
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