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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 02:54 AM Thread Starter
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No words explain this bike

I cant think of any words that can explain this picture


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 03:05 AM
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I can think of many words, but none of them are polite.

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post #3 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 04:08 AM
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Maybe its to keep the front down when his woman gets on back.


I did know someone who had a wheelie bar on his old skool zx-10 and rode around with it sometimes.
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Its a rear bumper. Duh.

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Someone's afraid of wheelies, or he just thinks it looks cool.
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post #6 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 07:39 AM
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He doesn't have any gear.

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post #7 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 07:44 AM
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He doesn't have any gear.
He should have 6 of them.

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post #8 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 07:53 AM
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"Yeah man my Zrex is so powerful that I have to put these wheelie bar on because every time I leave a red light the front end comes right up".
No...... you are so heavy and sit so far back that the front end comes up.

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post #9 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 08:56 AM
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Maybe its to keep the front down when his woman gets on back.
If his woman is big as he is I don't think the front wheel will even touch the ground.

I came here to drink some beer and kick some ass. And it looks like we are all out of beer.
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post #10 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 09:00 AM
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If he had chalk on the wheels on the wheelie bar, he would be Gangsta.
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post #11 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 09:08 AM
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sorry but the fact that his as$ swallows the entire bike tells me he aint going to be doing any wheelies didnt know the bike could hold that much

Everyone needs a healthy way to relax, mine Church, and two wheels, a stretch of winding road, and a pipe loud enough to give me headaches and make squirrels explode. (Fixed curtousey of PWRMAD)

Nothing is impossible the second we say ill try your already admiting you can be defeated, and the second you say i cant or its to hard youve already failed.
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but one word can


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post #13 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 09:20 AM
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Maybe it's for practicing wheelies.

You wanna see my itinerary?
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maybe it's "in the works" to become a race bike...

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post #15 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 10:16 AM
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C2M did you snap this picture?
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post #16 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 10:20 AM
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Those aren't the street wheelie bars, those are the real race ones. They have the checkered flags. Those mean business.

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post #17 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 10:23 AM
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Those aren't the street wheelie bars, those are the real race ones. They have the checkered flags. Those mean business.
naaaaah.....he's missing the number plate

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post #18 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 10:41 AM
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he's missing his rear shocks too, struts on the street must be fun for a big boy
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post #19 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 11:42 AM
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post #20 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 12:01 PM
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he's missing his rear shocks too, struts on the street must be fun for a big boy

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post #21 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 12:03 PM
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post #22 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 12:30 PM Thread Starter
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C2M did you snap this picture?
No sir was looking at a ride report and advriders and that was one of many idiotic pictures he took

I would have been laughing to hard to take a picture like that

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #23 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 04:53 PM
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those wheelie bars add like ten horsepower. maybe twenty.

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post #24 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 05:11 PM
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Give the guy a break... maybe he does drifts...
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post #25 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 05:13 PM
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Someone else's bike that he borrowed who actually uses them?

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post #26 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2009, 05:19 PM
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