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post #1 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 04:15 PM Thread Starter
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CRAAAZY bitch!

http://www.break.com/index/new-level-of-crazy.html

This broad's off her rocker!!!

Take it to the STREETS!
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post #2 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 04:21 PM
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HAHA why did he stay on the phone that long, he must have been bored.

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
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I'd let him pee in my butt
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post #3 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 04:22 PM Thread Starter
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HAHA why did he stay on the phone that long, he must have been bored.
I would've... just to listen to how truely crazy she was

Take it to the STREETS!
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post #4 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 04:27 PM
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I would've... just to listen to how truely crazy she was
I dunno about that, alex did seem like a racist. I think he might have been one of the people that gang raped her friend.







































Holy shit she is nutty. He did a great job of not laughing his ass off earlier.

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
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OMG this is hilarious!

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That is so weird. I said all the same stuff yesterday to a telemarketer.

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post #7 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 05:06 PM
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Awesome!

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post #8 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 05:11 PM
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Wow, she's a little nutty.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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That is so weird. I said all the same stuff yesterday to a telemarketer.
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post #10 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 06:34 PM
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post #11 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 06:37 PM
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lol if i remember correctly it only takes 3 non family members to commit someone lmao

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She's off her fucking rocker
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LMAO that was hilarious.

Namaste

To the times I'll never remember, with the friends I'll never forget.
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post #15 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 08:14 PM
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LEAVE MY GRANDMA ALONE!!!!

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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mmmm pussy
You dont like me....i dont give a fuck...cause i'll still put ya in the hospital...me tollerating you is all that matters...
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Old Lady Falls Asleep with Lit Pall Mall 120 and Blaze Erupts?

I've seen it a hundred times.......
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post #18 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 08:52 PM
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Fuck all of you who are laughing. I was gang raped by telemarketers. You better post up your last names. You will all be audited every year from now on.
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Hahaha, lunatic!

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post #21 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 09:35 PM
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i think my mom will pull some shit like this when she's old.

I spent 30% of my money on fast cars, 30% on women, and 30% on booze. The other 10% I wasted.
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i think my mom will pull some shit like this when she's old.
Mine is already there, but that is off the deep end.

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post #23 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-20-2009, 10:51 PM
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"I had a girlfriend who was gangraped!"


Wat?
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LMFAO gotta love the patients of alex

I am sure that tape will be played over and over for a good laugh daily

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #25 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-21-2009, 01:32 AM
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WTF was that all about??? i bailed after about 60 sec.... I WANT THEM BACK!!!

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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I want my 30 seconds back But damn crazay bitches can be fun til they cost ya


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post #29 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-21-2009, 09:55 AM
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She must be an accountant
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I want my 30 seconds back But damn crazay bitches can be fun til they cost ya
I am not even going there

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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