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post #1 of 57 (permalink) Old 03-21-2009, 07:31 PM Thread Starter
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Favorite Expressions

Had this chat at Brunch today - What are some of your favorite expressions that you currently use? - I know we'll get the "Ghey" and "Sucks" one but when in a situation that warrants and expression, what is in your arsenal?

Something is good - "Well Tits on a Taco"
Dissatisfied - "Christ on a cracker" or "Jesus H Christ on a Popsicle Stick"
Surprised - "Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Nancy"
Upset - "Fuck Me Swingin"
In Agreement - "Does a (1) Legged Duck Swim in Circles?"

Lay some down kitties and daddy-o's

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post #2 of 57 (permalink) Old 03-21-2009, 10:27 PM
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i say YUUTTTUGH alot.
yutugh - adj. fast, cool, awesome

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post #3 of 57 (permalink) Old 03-21-2009, 10:30 PM
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Kiss my grits!
Christ in a handbasket!
Fuck me runnin'!

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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When I am given the shaft at work, I tell 'em the bosses are treating for cake and cock. And they are all out of cake.

Someone wants to fight me, I ask them if they want their shit pushed in.
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post #5 of 57 (permalink) Old 03-21-2009, 10:34 PM
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For fucks sake.


I often call my male employees female names.
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When I am given the shaft at work, I tell 'em the bosses are treating for cake and cock. And they are all out of cake.

Someone wants to fight me, I ask them if they want their shit pushed in.


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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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i just say yeah after like every sentence... it's weird.
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For fucks sake.


I often call my male employees female names.

What's my Bro's name?


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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post #9 of 57 (permalink) Old 03-21-2009, 11:13 PM
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We use the term, "throw under a truck" a lot at work,

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cool beans = something cool
it is what it is = iswis
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I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

Fugly

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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Or "it is what it is"
We get that a lot at work too - Work Favs (in my company)

1. "At the End of the day" - Translates to another one, "When it;s all said and Done"
2. "Just so we're all on the same page" = Agreement
3. "I want to get all my ducks in a row" = Get your shit together
4. "Dot all your I's and cross all your T's" = Get your shit together

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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post #13 of 57 (permalink) Old 03-21-2009, 11:43 PM
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Same shit different day bigger shovel

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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post #14 of 57 (permalink) Old 03-22-2009, 12:38 AM
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When someone asks a stupid question that warrants a "no" reply = Does a bear not shit in the woods?

!!!!!!!(.)(.)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What's my Bro's name?
I like to change it up. This time it might be Martha. Next time Denise.


More accurate is punch magnet.

That kid has THE WORST fucking luck. I swear he's sexually attracted to fire.
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The big line we have at work is when someone says something that is inappropriate for the work atmosphere is:

"And that was the last thing he said at (insert your company here)"

For example:

Worker A: "Damn, did you see the knockers on that vendor?"
Me: "And that was the last thing he said at ________"

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post #17 of 57 (permalink) Old 03-22-2009, 12:50 AM
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"Fuckin' A" just seems to roll off the tongue

Take it to the STREETS!
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son of a biscuit!
you'll have that...
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We get that a lot at work too - Work Favs (in my company)

1. "At the End of the day" - Translates to another one, "When it;s all said and Done"
2. "Just so we're all on the same page" = Agreement
3. "I want to get all my ducks in a row" = Get your shit together
4. "Dot all your I's and cross all your T's" = Get your shit together
"We need to do a deep dive on this issue." = we need to find out who to blame

"We gotta seperate the 80 from the 20" = treat the high dollar customers like royalty. Small customers go to the back of the line

Eric

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jesus titty fucking christ!

fuck me running!

wat?

Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Denis Diderot
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Well, Hells Bells! is one that I picked up from my Mom. I also explain to my family on a daily basis that stuff is not Rocket Science.

I don't ride, I cook!
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Do you have sand in your vagina? - why are you upset?
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don't trip on the string
if my sister had balls she would be my brother.
Sack up you can't be a pussy your whole life.
Not my job.
It is what it is.
Can't see it from my house.
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don't trip on the string


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i am serious.. and dont call me Shirley.

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I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

Fugly
even better; i would'nt fuck her if i had a bag of dicks!

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When you don't get what you want: I got jobbed.

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For the crazies

He/She is a burrito shy of a combo.

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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Work's been a series of cluster Fawcks lately. We (my boss and I) have been joking abut "passing the condoms an lube" a lot lately, as in:

"This demo is going to be a CF. Pass the Condoms and Lube" or "Boy, you're (we are all) really getting bent over on this one, I'll send (bring) some condoms an lube."

We are getting a good laugh around it. It cuts the frustration level a bit to be able to laugh at the F'd up situation. Yesterday, in preparation for next week's mess, he sent me a pic of a bottle of Astroglide!

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