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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-26-2009, 10:55 AM Thread Starter
 
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Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-26-2009, 10:59 AM
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Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML

I just want to know how long you try and getunstuck before you get to the point you call your mom to come help. I think I would have called anybody but parents at that point.
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that site is hilarious, i will read every story
so far my fav is the crazy girl who screams "be my babys daddy!"
its blocked at work, cant quote
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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-26-2009, 08:53 PM
BSB > WSBK > MotoGP
 
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"Today, I was arrested because my 6 year old son called the police saying that I was hitting my wife and that she was crying. My wife and I were having sex. FML"

hahahahaha that sucks

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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-26-2009, 09:03 PM
BSB > WSBK > MotoGP
 
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Today, I decide to surprise visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I open it and walk in. Upon entering their house and yelling 'hello' as I turn the corner, I see my near deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching tv. She was topless. FML


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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 02:45 PM
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another classic:

"Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death" (my dildo). FML"

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