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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 03-26-2009, 07:33 PM Thread Starter
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48 Years old and I would hit it


She's hot for 48 years old!!!



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March 26, 2009

Valerie Bertinelli rocks bikini on People cover

Valerie Bertinelli shows off her slender 48-year-old body on the cover of the latest People magazine. (People / March 26, 2009)

And it worked so well for Kirstie Alley.

Undeterred by the career trajectory of another swimsuit-clad weight-loss spokeswoman, former child star Valerie Bertinelli is stripping down to a two-piece to celebrate herself, her new body and her endorsement deal with Jenny Craig.

Bertinelli, 48, who lost 50 pounds, will appear on the cover of the new People in a kelly green string bikini, looking tanned, trim and about 25, we learned on the "Today" show Wednesday.

"She wanted to get her bikini body back, and now that she has it, she's sharing it with the whole world!" People senior editor Galina Espinoza told "Today."


The sharing will continue with an "Oprah" appearance April 1. According to Espinoza, Bertinelli wants to spread the message that women "can change anything they want to changeó[at] any time."

Oh, no, wait. That's what Kirstie Alley said to People back in 2006.

The Bertinelli quote is, "It's never too late to get your body back!"

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hahahaha, nice try. Everyone knows men age like wine and women age like milk. It's a scientific fact!!
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post #2 of 32 (permalink) Old 03-26-2009, 07:45 PM
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I saw that today, damn nice body for a 48 yr old, hell better shape than some girls half her age with muffin tops LOL!!

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Airbrushed. And she's starved herself to get in that suit. Ripcord will be pulled shortly afterwards.

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I would not hit it.
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Airbrushed. And she's starved herself to get in that suit. Ripcord will be pulled shortly afterwards.
You put her arm down and she'll look alot flabby(er). I wouldn't call her "in shape" because she really isn't all that tone. Which I'm sure looks 10x worse than on this magazine cover.

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i would not hit it.
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Hot 48 Year Old Mom that i would hit

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...and here I was thinking that was to keep up with the 20 somethings..

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She hot I'd hot it. Good for her. I hope we keeps it off.

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lots of rockin has taken place in those 48 years...I'll pass
she's had work done to her face

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photoshopped into oblivion, I too will take Elaine from Seinfeld.

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photoshopped into oblivion, I too will take Elaine from Seinfeld.
But are you sponge worthy, that is the question.

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Nice. Make sure all the proper bloodwork is done too.

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photoshopped into oblivion, I too will take Elaine from Seinfeld.
Haha, I don't think they even used Photoshop. More like MS Paint. Take a look at the jagged lines around the hips and inside thighs. Worst trim job ever. And yes, I just said trim.
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I bet EVH put some hard miles on that. Though I'll admit I've seen worse looking women at 48. She is in the better half still.

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Hot 48 Year Old Mom that i would hit

for-sure.. over and over and over and over and over..

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