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FUG ME - Hiccups

Not even noon and I am on my 2nd bout with Hiccups this morning - Statred at 8:30 when I was having coffee talkin with my boss and he said something funny whilest I was in mid sip - HICCUPS - Now, 10:30 rolls around and I drink some water and cough as it went down the wrong pipe, BA'AMOO, HICCUPS

WTF?? - Tried Water - Tried Water whilest drinking it upside down - Tried a mouth full of Sugar - Still, HICCUPS

I cannot talk on the phone like this, I sound like a drunk - WTF!!!!

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post #2 of 27 (permalink) Old 03-27-2009, 11:12 AM
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Plug your ears with your fingers and drink water.
Like I got that kinda talent???

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hold your breath till you can hold it anymore then let it out slowly
Did that and hiccuped mid breath hold and whilest exhaling

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Like I got that kinda talent???

Ok suffer.

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One thing that always works for me: Drink water without taking any breaths until you are short of breath & must stop drinking (20 or 30 seconds for most people).

Hiccups are just a muscle spasm in your diaghram. Swallowing triggers a subconcious mechanism that prevents these spasms so you don't drown.

Cool little trick I learned from high school biology teacher who knew we partied
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Breath normally.... but concentrate really hard on the next hiccup.... think about
where it comes from a how it feels... think about the jolt in your diagram ... it
will never come.



Weird tip..... but I have not hiccuped more than three or four times in a row
since I learned this ten years ago..... you can *will* the hiccups to stop
by concentration.


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Like I got that kinda talent???
Take a mouthful, set the cup down, plug ears, swallow.

$5 please.
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Drink water without taking any breaths until you are short of breath & must stop drinking (20 or 30 seconds for most people).
WE HAVE A WINNER - Did about a 20 second chug with no breathes, almost past out but fought the dizziness and came out with no hiccup - Thx Bro

Any tips on how to stop Anal Leakage?

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Any tips on how to stop Anal Leakage?
Mopar has some tips...
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WE HAVE A WINNER - Did about a 20 second chug with no breathes, almost past out but fought the dizziness and came out with no hiccup - Thx Bro

Any tips on how to stop Anal Leakage?
You can try this



OR


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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cup your balls with one hand and stick a finger up your ass with some cupcake lube...works for me.

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Like I got that kinda talent???
WTF. Looked this up on Wiki and here was one of the suggestions. If you could pull this off, I would be impressed:

The Drinking Method

  1. Get a 12 ounce glass of water
  2. Plug your ears with fingers
  3. Plug your nose with other fingers at the same time
  4. Now pick up the glass with the remaining fingers
  5. Drink as much as you can as fast as you can
If necessary repeat the steps. You will look silly, but your hiccups will be gone.

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Any tips on how to stop Anal Leakage?
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Mopar has some tips...
Hahah!

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WTF. Looked this up on Wiki and here was one of the suggestions. If you could pull this off, I would be impressed:

The Drinking Method

  1. Get a 12 ounce glass of water
  2. Plug your ears with fingers
  3. Plug your nose with other fingers at the same time
  4. Now pick up the glass with the remaining fingers
  5. Drink as much as you can as fast as you can
If necessary repeat the steps. You will look silly, but your hiccups will be gone.
I think I figured it out - Thumbs to ears for closure - Index Finger to nostrils for closure and pinkies for lifting of cup - hmmmmm

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I think I figured it out - Thumbs to ears for closure - Index Finger to nostrils for closure and pinkies for lifting of cup - hmmmmm
You have video of you trying to make this work? LOL

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You have video of you trying to make this work? LOL
Let me see if I can off my mac cam

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WTF. Looked this up on Wiki and here was one of the suggestions. If you could pull this off, I would be impressed:

The Drinking Method

  1. Get a 12 ounce glass of water
  2. Plug your ears with fingers
  3. Plug your nose with other fingers at the same time
  4. Now pick up the glass with the remaining fingers
  5. Drink as much as you can as fast as you can
If necessary repeat the steps. You will look silly, but your hiccups will be gone.
I can do that. I just tried it. And no I'm not going to post pics.

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I can do that. I just tried it. And no I'm not going to post pics.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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cup your balls with one hand and stick a finger up your ass with some cupcake lube...works for me.
I'm not letting you have anymore of my cupcake lube, cuz you do weird stuff with it.

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I cannot find out how to do this without using mu Imovie App that I am not good with

I'll keep at it though

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WTF. Looked this up on Wiki and here was one of the suggestions. If you could pull this off, I would be impressed:

The Drinking Method

  1. Get a 12 ounce glass of water
  2. Plug your ears with fingers
  3. Plug your nose with other fingers at the same time
  4. Now pick up the glass with the remaining fingers
  5. Drink as much as you can as fast as you can
If necessary repeat the steps. You will look silly, but your hiccups will be gone.
Sad thing is, I actually tried it. Got only as far as pluggin the ears and nose, ran out of fingers for the glass
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ran out of fingers for the glass
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