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post #1 of 35 (permalink) Old 03-27-2009, 05:24 PM Thread Starter
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I wonder if she loved his nuts?

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post #2 of 35 (permalink) Old 03-27-2009, 05:26 PM Thread Starter
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Why you gotta beat up girls, Mort?

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crazy, why why why. clown paid $1000 just for sex. 1, she will not be kissing me. 2, she will not be close to my face if i was paying for sex. suck, bend over and i will pick the hole i want.

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That was a rough night guys, let me tell you. I got to the club around midnight where this girl just wouldn't leave me alone. I mean, she really loved my nuts.
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lol i was just going to post this.

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I wonder if he used Shamwow on his bleeding tongue...

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damn, bobby. she messed you up. how does it feel to almost have your face eaten off by a hooker?

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I get off on it.
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damn, bobby. she messed you up. how does it feel to almost have your face eaten off by a hooker?
If you get the money back then she's no longer a hooker, right?

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If you get the money back then she's no longer a hooker, right?
Someone can be a hooker without taking your money. If they do it and take money in general, they are still hookers.
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Someone can be a hooker without taking your money. If they do it and take money in general, they are still hookers.
no need to start ragging on wives dude...

Oh wait, they just take the money

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yeah, you helped douchebags get their Audi's fixed.
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Audi's don't ever need to be fixed. They are made by germans, and you know you know the germans always make good stuff.
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I hope this doesn't hurt his career. I <3 his commercials.
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yeah, you helped douchebags get their Audi's fixed.
Brian fixed my Hyundai. He will never forget the day my 7 year old daughter farted in his car and made his eyes water. Like mother like daughter.
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Audi's don't ever need to be fixed. They are made by germans, and you know you know the germans always make good stuff.
this is him with his VW

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guy looks a lot younger on tv. can't believe hes 44.
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guy looks a lot younger on tv. can't believe hes 44.

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Brian fixed my Hyundai. He will never forget the day my 7 year old daughter farted in his car and made his eyes water. Like mother like daughter.
That would be like father like daughter. The two of you stink up my house on a regular basis.

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guy looks a lot younger on tv. can't believe hes 44.
I was about to say the same thing... His mug shot looks 20 years older than he appears in his ads...




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this is him with his VW
notice how there's no water spots on that Vdub???!?!

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this is him with his VW
Kinda looks like Brian (Auditech)
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damn, shamwow really unloaded on this chick

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He paid 1k for sex with THAT?!??!?!

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