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post #1 of 52 (permalink) Old 04-01-2009, 01:50 AM Thread Starter
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Happy B-day dave13

As the title says

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #2 of 52 (permalink) Old 04-01-2009, 01:57 AM
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Happy bday! Heal up quick!

Take it to the STREETS!
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Happy Birthday, man. Hope you're healed up well enough to enjoy yourself!
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Happy B-Day fellow Dave!!!! Let's hope we got the bad luck out of the way for the season! Where's the celebration?!?

Ride smart... stupid hurts.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't...

Godspeed 788!!! We miss you!
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Happy Birthday brotha!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #7 of 52 (permalink) Old 04-01-2009, 04:32 AM
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happy birthday!!

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HBD BUDDY! hope u r feeling better and healing up!

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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Happy Birthday!!!!!
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post #12 of 52 (permalink) Old 04-01-2009, 07:25 AM
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Somehow.....a birthday on April fools day would go a long way to explaining Dave.....












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HBD Dave!

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happy bday, Chickenfucker!

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Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday!!!

Heal up and get the bike fixed so you can meet us at Gas City on bike nights!!
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happy bday!

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Guys, We are having Dave13's Bday Bash at Fox and the Hound in aurora naperville off of 59 tonight!

Feel free to come and bring a friend!
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