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dude when the fuck was this, my wife watches that shit.



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^ what he said

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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dude when the fuck was this, my wife watches that shit.
looks like maybe 1970's? maybe early 80's?

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looks like maybe 1970's? maybe early 80's?
Not quite sure vizio was around then with flat screens as you can see in the picture

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Looks photoshopped. Is it real?

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I heard about that on the radio this morning. Something he will never live down.

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FOUND it happened the other night


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .

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I hide my undesired boners in my waistband until I get to a bathroom. Then I rub one off. Never waste a boner, never trust a fart.
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I hide my undesired boners in my waistband until I get to a bathroom. Then I rub one off. Never waste a boner, never trust a fart.
Never trust a fart. isnt that the truth

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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FOUND it happened the other night


Damn, he'll be remembered for all time and will be on those video clip shows for years now.

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LMFAO if you watch it to the end watch the chick sitting down in the pink look at her reactions

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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LMFAO if you watch it to the end watch the chick sitting down in the pink look at her reactions
i noticed that too

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i noticed that too
I think she was trying to sneak a peak

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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She gives me a boner too! Wait a sec. I think she is 16 years old. Just kidding. No boner here.

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HAHAHAHHAHA. Boner

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That sucks for him - looks like they did pretty good but yeah, that's going to "stick out" in peoples minds for quite a while...

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