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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 04-01-2009, 04:50 PM Thread Starter
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Good fracking lord

I dam near fell out my chair i was laughing so hard The chit is even funnier while upside down


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 04-01-2009, 04:51 PM
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post #3 of 15 (permalink) Old 04-01-2009, 05:02 PM
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how many times she fall down the stairs before this video? LOL

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What? I dont get it. i mean i get it but i dont
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What? I dont get it. i mean i get it but i dont
Likewise...

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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 04-01-2009, 05:11 PM
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nice tits.

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post #9 of 15 (permalink) Old 04-01-2009, 05:15 PM
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i would so stick my dick in her mouth to shut her up!



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i would so stick my dick in her mouth to shut her up!
I wouldn't risk it. The way she sounds, she would probably bite it off before choking on it.

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I wouldn't risk it. The way she sounds, she would probably bite it off before choking on it.
nah i could tame her.



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I didn't laugh at all... maybe I had to be there. I was waiting for her to either fall or the dog to do something hoping I'd die laughing... nothing

Take it to the STREETS!
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i would so stick my dick in her mouth to shut her up!
I was waiting for the dog to do that but I think it's a girl dog
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i would so stick my dick in her mouth to shut her up!
why would you want a circus freak to suck your dick? next your going to want the bearded lady to suck it too.




seeing the exorcist the first time, back in the day. stuff was scary. I think they removed the scene and put it back in... in the new version.
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i was waiting for Fido to bite her in the nose and see her slide down the stairs on her forehead...

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