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post #1 of 37 (permalink) Old 04-02-2009, 10:32 AM Thread Starter
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I'm Outtie 5K....Standard Rules Apply

Flying out in 2 hours to Ski Mt Crested Butte in CO for the weekend - I have my BAD ASS Sony Cyber Shot 6.0 and plan on taking tons of PRO CLASS shots to show you fools how a muthafuggah does it

Now, should I pull a Sunny Bono or even have my back go out mid shred and have to be air-lifted off the Mt, (that would be boss) Standard Rules Apply.

1. Condo goes to EMR
2. KTM goes as CLSB Track Bike
3. HD goes to Tony as I know he secretly wants one again
4. Music goes to Vcook for distribution (take the B&O too dude)
5. VW is leased so someone drive that fucker till the repo man comes
6. iMac goes to Biggy as we must convert him!
7. My cell phone in all its glory goes to the "Help BA Get Laid Foundation" and is to be governed by Ken - Use this wisely as it might be the best of the lot

C-Ya Sallies - I am off to try and not kill myself

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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post #2 of 37 (permalink) Old 04-02-2009, 10:33 AM
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go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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what a waste of the cell phone


pics of the ski bunnies are required as well
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Oh and T, the HD is at Heritage Harley in beautiful Lisle, IL and will require about 9 bills to get 'er outta hock from the work I had done over the winter

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Bwahahhaa you amature photog.


Vcook I want his ipod since its pratically mine since I have it half the time.
You can have the Blue Ipod Steve - The 30g is going skiing with me and all it's music is in my itunes acct - Steve, you can even have the B&O headphones I use for the Blue Ipod - The Bose Headphones are goin with me

Someone take the new B&O phone too - It is tits on a taco to say the least

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Oh and T, the HD is at Heritage Harley in beautiful Lisle, IL and will require about 9 bills to get 'er outta hock from the work I had done over the winter
not a problem, I'll take good care of her




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i know i've heard the phrase "outtie five-thousand" before and have even used it but where did it come from?
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i know i've heard the phrase "outtie five-thousand" before and have even used it but where did it come from?
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Outtie 5K was started I believe by James Todd Smith aka LL Cool J - Oh and there is no Black Book - Just the Cell Phone

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LL may have been the first to popularize the phrase - but it really did start out as "Audi 5000"

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LL may have been the first to popularize the phrase - but it really did start out as "Audi 5000"

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Oh my little lost white suburban friend - OF COURSE it is a name of a Car but the "Phrase" (I'm Outtie Five Thousand meaning I am out, gone, split, bye bye) which he was asking about came from JTS - I expected more from you - If we were playing the popular board game "Happy Days" Fonize would surely take away 5 cool points

(uber noobs)





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7. My cell phone in all its glory goes to the "Help BA Get Laid Foundation" and is to be governed by Ken - Use this wisely as it might be the best of the lot
i... i dont know what to say?




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