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"Clean" Comedians

Is there such a thing anymore? I enjoy a decent foul-mouthed hack just as much as the next college frat boy, but is there anybody out there you could go see with your mother or conservative significant other without feeling ... embarrassed? It seems to me that it is much more difficult to produce decent stand-up comedy without dropping f-bombs every other word. Thoughts?

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I just watched the new Jim Gaffigan special on Comedy Central the other night. I don't remember him swearing at all.
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Brian Regan is clean and funny as... heck!
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i REALLY cant stand people that cuss!



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i REALLY cant stand people that cuss!
I was gonna start a new thread last week about this.

How about when a parent is cussing in front of their kid. Not at their kid. But cussing. "this place fawking sucks, they ran out of whip cream for my coffee"
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i REALLY cant stand people that cuss!
Yea, I can't fuckin' stand people like that either.

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I was gonna start a new thread last week about this.

How about when a parent is cussing in front of their kid. Not at their kid. But cussing. "this place fawking sucks, they ran out of whip cream for my coffee"
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Yea, I can't fuckin' stand people like that either.
i agree on all fucken account, fucken people are jackass's!



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From Gilbert Gottfried:

A kid goes downstairs for breakfast. His mom and dad are in the kitchen.
So the mom asks the kid, 'what would you like for breakfast?'.

And the kid answers, 'I'd like some fuckin' french toast'.

Then the mom says, 'What did you say??'

And the kid says again, 'I'd like some fuckin' french toast'.

Horrified, the mom and the dad start smackin' the kid around, and during the beating, his brother walks into the kitchen and sees this happening.

The mom stops hitting the kid, then asks the other son, 'So, what would YOU like for breakfast?'

And the other son answers, 'Well I sure don't want the fuckin' french toast!'

Dante: [to Randal] You never go ass-to-mouth!
Randal: [to Dante] Would you grow up!
Becky: [to Dante] OK, I'm only telling you this because we're friends, but sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass-to-mouth.
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Is there such a thing anymore? I enjoy a decent foul-mouthed hack just as much as the next college frat boy, but is there anybody out there you could go see with your mother or conservative significant other without feeling ... embarrassed? It seems to me that it is much more difficult to produce decent stand-up comedy without dropping f-bombs every other word. Thoughts?
Who cares they are just words never hurt anyone for a long period of time

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Dante: [to Randal] You never go ass-to-mouth!
Randal: [to Dante] Would you grow up!
Becky: [to Dante] OK, I'm only telling you this because we're friends, but sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass-to-mouth.
Randal: [chuckling] Ha! I knew it.
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I just watched the new Jim Gaffigan special on Comedy Central the other night. I don't remember him swearing at all.
+1 on Jim. he is very funny and clean.

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+1 on Jim. he is very funny and clean.
Yeah, his Comedy Central special from a few years back had me rolling.

Another funny guy with clean material was (RIP) Mitch Hedberg


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