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J/k bro

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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I was going to say Ken has been pretty quiet on the boards, so he is prolly wrenching away. But, he posted and blew that theory.
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Yes, your total is $9000. Come get it. Oh, and it's a different bike now. Congrats.
Orely is it that nice looking piece of shit ducati sitting on the show room floor

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Orely is it that nice looking piece of shit ducati sitting on the show room floor
woah...Woah!





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The Ducati is in perfect working order. What is your bike there for, chroming?


I'm not worried about C2M opinion. He cannot spell orly.
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Orely is it that nice looking piece of shit ducati sitting on the show room floor

No, that one is only $3K cash only. No title either.

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No, that one is only $3K cash only. No title either.
Hey, get back to work Chroming my dirtbike! is the stretched arm ready?




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Hey, get back to work Chroming my dirtbike! is the stretched arm ready?
Hillclimbing hillrod! I am actually working on finishing up an 8" over arm on a ZX12 right now too.

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The Ducati is in perfect working order. What is your bike there for, chroming?


I'm not worried about C2M opinion. He cannot spell orly.
See thats the difference I am not spelling it your way for that reason. I decided to change the spelling of it today

Oh Dave at least my bikes stay rubber side down

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No, that one is only $3K cash only. No title either.
No title needed can pick one of those up for 20 bucks on cermak

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Oh snap!!!!

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yes Dave is currently working on a record of crashing every bike he's ever owned




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Hillclimbing hillrod! I am actually working on finishing up an 8" over arm on a ZX12 right now too.
niiiiice, I want that, then you can call me "Smoke" cause thats how biker boyz roll




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One good thing about having the guy going over your bike on the boards is you can see how much time he wasted on here rather then working on your bike.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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One good thing about having the guy going over your bike on the boards is you can see how much time he wasted on here rather then working on your bike.


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trust me i am not the same cock sucker i was a few years ago either and so on.
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Um, I gotta go.

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yes Dave is currently working on a record of crashing every bike he's ever owned
I crashed one of the last 9 bikes I have owned. What does your record look like?
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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Dave13 likes to look good when he rolls...that would make is ass look to fat! He'd never wear that suit.

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Dave13 likes to look good when he rolls...that would make is ass look to fat! He'd never wear that suit.
I make my ass look big. John @MCC offered me his used one piece for a great price. I asked him about it yesterday, and he quickly said, "It wont fit you now".
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Time to start hitting the weekly bicycle rides we do then. Order up those spandex!!!


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Time to start hitting the weekly bicycle rides we do then. Order up those spandex!!!

Was ken before he realized he had a problem

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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The spandex holds the diabuuuutus in

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
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Was ken before he realized he had a problem
Admitting it was my first step.

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Yawn Is it the end of the week yet? I'm having cabin fever sitting around on nice days with out a ride.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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