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post #1 of 92 (permalink) Old 04-09-2009, 02:20 PM Thread Starter
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Word of advice, stay away from this asshole!

I bought a 1997 Fatboy for $6500 cash from someone he hardly knows but he referred me to. Turns out it had only been ridden 1000 miles in the last 11 years and has some minor engine issues. I didn't want to deal with it so within 15 hours I flipped it for $8000 cash. Just a word of warning, he's a real scumbag, stay away. He is such a jerk, he even helped me find work on numerous occasions now that I'm unemployed, we need assholes like him off the board.

Buyer Beware...






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post #2 of 92 (permalink) Old 04-09-2009, 02:21 PM
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post #4 of 92 (permalink) Old 04-09-2009, 02:25 PM Thread Starter
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So, where's my cut?
I threw you a few bills. I'll buy you dinner at bike night or a drink at the next social event.

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I threw you a few bills. I'll buy you dinner at bike night or a drink at the next social event.
That's right! I forgot about that.

The crazy lady never did do anything for me....
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post #7 of 92 (permalink) Old 04-09-2009, 02:28 PM
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Here we go
No, it was a real deal. He rode away, and not 15 minutes later "Hey, uhhh, there's oil all over the place, WTF?"

He brought it back and parked it in the garage overnight. He and his buddy got it picked up and sold the next day.

He made out, but probably lost a pair of jeans from all the oil... now I know why Harley guys wear chaps!
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I'm sorry Bobby, the reality of the matter is that I'm on my period now and the cranberry juice/midol cocktail isn't helping. You don't deserve this lambasting, I'm just a whiney little cunt with nothing better to do than bitch about things that could easily be resolved if I put my mind to it.

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No, it was a real deal. He rode away, and not 15 minutes later "Hey, uhhh, there's oil all over the place, WTF?"

He brought it back and parked it in the garage overnight. He and his buddy got it picked up and sold the next day.

He made out, but probably lost a pair of jeans from all the oil... now I know why Harley guys wear chaps!
True story.

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I'm sorry Bobby, the reality of the matter is that I'm on my period now and the cranberry juice/midol cocktail isn't helping. You don't deserve this lambasting, I'm just a whiney little cunt with nothing better to do than bitch about things that could easily be resolved if I put my mind to it.


Snarky, eh?
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hey where is my cut, if you sold it and scammed it from and off CLSB, pay your dues mother fucker!!



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no really, guys where is my cut, i dont run this scam site to off load our beaters for nothing



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ATTENTION WHORES!!!

Yeah, I know.


My point behind this thread is that at no point would it have been reasonable to hold Bobby accountable for that transaction. His role in the whole things was tantamount to finding an add on Craigslist and forwarding it to me, he had no idea how things were going to work out, as such, it would be ridiculous for me to blame him when things went a little awry.

I do like digging into guys though, especially when they get on someone whom most of us know would give the shirt off his back to help any member on here.

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I do like digging into guys though, especially when they get on someone whom most of us know would give the shirt off his back to help any member on here.
I think he'd give you his pants before he gave you his shirt
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Do they smell like that Polish Marine chick from St. Patty's Day? I might still be interested then...

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yeah smartfuck, the rumor is this is no joke.

i want my fucken money!

you see that fat fuck sitting there? thats me


you see all those guys in the back? thats the mods.

we ALL want a taste!





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wheres my fuckin cut!!??
This lady is an old family friend of my father... well, she's the sister, the crazy one. Her husband passed away and needed help getting rid of the Harley, this lady is so crazy she doesn't have a clue about anything.

Long story short, she said she would take care of me if I got it sold. Wellp, I got it sold, and she never did take care of me. So I had SD slip some cash to me on the side...
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yeah smartfuck, the rumor is this is no joke.

i want my fucken money!

you see that fat fuck sitting there? thats me


you see all those guys in the back? thats the mods.

we ALL want a taste!

Can you forward a PM to "Meadow" for me please?

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